Not bad, but I liked it better when it was called Fiona Apple.
Does this mean Keri will get really, really wasted at the VMAs next year and go up on stage and be all like “This world is bullshit. And you shouldn’t model your life — wait a second — you shouldn’t model your life about what you think that we think is cool and what we’re wearing and what we’re saying and everything. Go with yourself. Go with yourself” and then stumble off?*
No?
Then I don’t care.
Oh, and the pic where she’s wearing the big black hat?
Total nipple peekage.
* How the fuck is that clip not on YouTube? Life is totes unfair.
Update: Evil Beet readers rock!!! Thanks Natalie for sending this! The fun starts around the 2 minute mark.
i think she looks like a crackwhore. those protruding veins on her face are not attractive.
Eeek. What was she thinking?
This picture is creeping me out. Reminds me of an ad for American Apparel.
And didn’t she have a baby a year ago? Why, she’s the picture of motherhood!
Wow, that is a terrible, creepy picture.
This girl used to be somewhat attractive. What happened?
1) Can someone PLEASE get her a sandwich?
2) Is she humping that bear?
3) Someone get her some facial tanner b/c her face is noticeably more pale than her body; or is that pallor related to how malnourished she is?
4) I think she is drooling in the last photo.
5) Hot bruises.
“Okay Keri, this is how we’re going to roll this. Think emo, think meth addiction, think Amy Winehouse. Yeah! WWAWD?! Sulk in the tub, yeah baby, now can someone make that mascara run a lot?! That’s amazing!”
p.s.
As an odd child my friends and i used to play truth or dare and one of those weird ones you never ever talk about ever again was humping the teddy bear….so I can’t really judge on that one. The others however…
Olivia – Yes. Totally agreed.
She. Looks. Like. Shit.
god what a shitshow that was.
youre right fiona it’s sooooo stupid youre in this world.
It looks like the trend for this season is to dress like a wet crack whore….
Hope Kristen Stewart sees that Fiona Apple video and can see where Fiona is now with her morals and world view. Dumb ass!
Wow. These are terrible pictures. So we’re all supposed to try and look like meth whores now?
I rarely allow myself to get insulted by the BS that magazines put out for their ideas of what women are or are supposed to be, but these pictures are thisclose to offending me. Honestly. Fuck Details. I wanna see a male actor in pictures like this–you can imagine the john just out of the frame. they would never do this to a man. and she shouldn’t have allowed it to be done to herself.
Either those are bad quality scans of photos or she really looks like they had to drag her out of the crack den and hose her down to be able to take photos of her. That doesn’t even look like Kerri Russell; if you hadn’t had her name in the blog I would NEVER have guessed who it was. If she thinks those shots came out good I would be very fearful for her mental health.
Oh god I remember that Fiona Fiasco…it always makes you pause when majorly talented people are also major douche-holes.
Foxyroxy you are soooo right, and I agree that the female celebs should stop allowing themselves to be photographed in such slatternly, drug-suggestive, wasted-looking vacant-eyed post-rape poses. At least until they persuade Brad Pitt to do a photo shoot where he’s all huddled in a corner in a torn rumpled outfit looking like moments ago he simultaneously sucked on a crack pipe and was brutally anally violated. Women of H.Wood, WHY do you want to present yourselves this way??
ok…the nineties heroin chic is over…and Kerry…you are unconvincing…
UGH NASTY!!
oh how very hipster of the photographer. and she is totally ‘workin’ it.
and I really dont understand the girls who are saying fiona and kristin are stupid. This can go two ways.
1) they are being honest with their attitude and therefore are not being fake. and who really wants another fake-ass actress? and why? so that we can believe that they enjoy being photographed? so we think that if we had the chance that they did then we would be happy? I honestly dont understand why you would rather have them be all charming and graceful. its stupid.
2) this is all publicity- they do this for their image- to get people talking, to have the bad-ass ‘i dont give a fuck’ thing going on. If this is whats going on, then it is obviously working because it is offending you and getting people talking.
I love that video.
This photo shoot didn’t do her beauty justice. I think she is amazing looking.
i agree with foxyroxy – exactly what i was thinking. imagine putting leonardo di caprio in his undies with a stuffed bear – yeah, it would never happen. women are either supposed to be anorexic sluts with the body of a 12 year old or they are supposed to be a playboy bunny with fake boobs. there seems to be so little in between. also, these photos are unflattering and also tired…this methed out look has been played to death. keri russell is naturally gorgeous, and these photos make her look like just another sad LA girl.
Keri Russell? No. I am speechless.
holy jaysus, that’s some bad assed pictures. yeesh.
….mmm bop….
@Lee–that is some very good descriptive copy there–“At least until they persuade Brad Pitt to do a photo shoot where he’s all huddled in a corner in a torn rumpled outfit looking like moments ago he simultaneously sucked on a crack pipe and was brutally anally violated.” lovesit!
and QGK–yeah–12 year-olds is right…the bear picture may be the most disturbing of them all–it really borders on pedophilia, even tho she is an adult–if she does have children, i wonder what they will think when they see these…i’d be pretty horrified, myself. publicity is one thing–these are just really debasing to her. i dunno wh she thought it would be a good idea. maybe she really is on drugs.
and re: fiona apple–girlfriend was hammer-locked–i am sure in her drunken head she thought she was saying things that were really profound (i know, cos i’ve done it myself). how many of us have mouthed off at an event cos we had a couple too many? GUILTY! bless her poor skinny drunlen heart.
d’oh! *drunken*
I love what Lee said…. I really want to see that Brad Pitt photo spread…
WTF?!
forget nipple slippage, her whole crotch is visible through her soaked panties leaving nothing to the imagination. don’t understand why she’s allow herself to be photographed in this fashion.
No Keri no .Perchè? perchè queste foto.Io non ho nessun diritto di giudicare ne se ha voluto ne se ha dovuto ma spero molto che Deary le stia tanto tanto vicina per non rovinare la gioia e felicità del loro fantastico matrimonio. Un bacione a River