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Sabrina Bench Presses Sons And Starves Self In Name Of Hotness

God is so good to me.  Yesterday I was flipping through the pap sites and came across this picture of Melissa Joan Hart.  I wanted to share the pic but she’s not too relevant right now.  Has she appeared in anything recently?  At this point, the only time she hears “cut” is during her latest episiotomy.  I’m not sure people even remember who she is.  Soooo imagine my pure joy when I saw a People article this morning about the wayward witch.  The good news is MJH was more than happy to share the secrets of her super hawt post-pregnancy bod. 

It’s a constant workout,” the ex-Sabrina, the Teenage Witchstar tells PEOPLE of taking care of her sons Mason, 3, and Braydon, 8 months.

That’s why she’s been able to stay post-pregnancy fit, she says.

You don’t have time to eat because you’re chasing them all the time!” she said Friday at the Jonas Brothers launch of 77 Kids by American Eagle in Los Angeles. “You kind of lift them in the car seat, out of the car seat, in the highchair, out of the highchair.

I cannot believe how blind I’ve been.  I’ve got three kids and it never struck me to lift them.  I’m pumping toddlers immediately so I can look as good as M.  Ugh…that sounded so wrong.

Picture above is MJH Friday night at The Roxy in West Hollywood and gallery pic is from yesterday at Kitson’s Petit Bijou Launch in LA.

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  • Wendie, you are so funny. I too have 3 kids and should start lifting immediately…so I can get my pre baby body back. Except, my oldest (who is 16) is quick…and heavy, my 2 year old is heavy and well, he’s okay, but the little one is like…hey, mama…I am sleeping, quit doing reps.

  • Dear God, in that picture with her kids she looks alright, but in the close up she looks kind of like Jabba the Hutt.

  • That’s a Gotcha! shot…poor girl never had much of a chin but I think they got a particularly unflattering angle.

  • I feel like you’re picture is slightly unfair… it is a very unflattering angle. People has a picture with her in the same outfit and she looks great.

  • ffs that’s bullshit!! I had somebody asking me if i was pregnant just yesterday… My youngest is 3 years old.. So.. THAT WAS FUCKING MEAN TO ASK ME THAT!!! I was so pissed you have no idea.. And i lift them, in and out of the seats and all that crap, and i still have this horrible big preggo tummy grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..

  • Alright she doesnt look THAT bad. That first picture is obviously unflattering. Give her a break, i think we forget its not normal for people to look amazing in a swim suit 2 weeks after they had a baby, like stars do. But still, she’s got nothing to really brag about, just average. So what she says kinda makes her look silly.

  • “At this point, the only time she hears ”cut” is during her latest episiotomy”. i loved that line, that’s at a pretty high level.

    your honesty has encouraged me to embarass myself on here. why let you have all the glory? when i was 14 i cut out her picture and put it in my wallet when she was hot on clarissa explains pretty much everything. i opened my wallet in a store in bellevue square and he saw it and said “dude what is that? is that…is that that chick on that show?…why did you cut out her picture and put it in your wallet”?…i was so embarassed.

    well soon after that he bought an 8 ball cane, an effing cane with a billiards 8 ball as the handle. he was in his suburban white boy NWA phase. we all know it well. he got laughed out of school. it was at that moment i didn’t feel so bad for having a clarissa explains it all picture in my wallet

  • “At this point, the only time she hears ”cut” is during her latest episiotomy”. i loved that line, that’s at a pretty high level.

    your honesty has encouraged me to embarass myself on here. why let you have all the glory? when i was 14 i cut out her picture and put it in my wallet when she was hot on clarissa explains pretty much everything. i opened my wallet in a store in bellevue square and my friend saw it and said “dude what is that? is that…is that that chick on that show?…why did you cut out her picture and put it in your wallet”?…i was so embarassed.

    well soon after that he bought an 8 ball cane, an effing cane with a billiards 8 ball as the handle. he was in his suburban white boy NWA phase. we all know it well. he got laughed out of school. it was at that moment i didn’t feel so bad for having a clarissa explains it all picture in my wallet