Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Not in Albemarle Anymore

I literally let out a little squeak when I saw this photo of Kellie Pickler at the CMAs. My slumbering dog woke up and stared at me, like “Is everything okay, Mom? Do you need me to bark or something?”

But seriously!

Holy fake boobies!

And, like, that adorable fresh-faced Southern gal we all fell in love with on American Idol is officially looking worked. Like she was rode hard and put away wet. I’m just going to start referring to it as Aubrey O’Day syndrome. Kellie Pickler is suffering from Aubrey O’Day syndrome.

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  • Geez, she looks exhausted (but still hot). I always thought she was really cute, but a bit like Japan… a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.

    If I was going out with her, by the 3rd day I’d probably either die from worry that she was going to shock herself with the toaster or accidentally drown herself drinking a glass of water, or grow tired of explaining to her what words like “water” and “dog” meant. But God the first 2 days would be wonderful!!! :-)

    In her defense, she’s apparently had a pretty rough life/upbringing and seems like a really nice person… not going to Harvard anytime soon, but kindhearted. That alone takes her out of O’Day territory!

  • Adorable girl with talent and great personality. Definately not had an ideal childhood. Sure hope there’s not going to be a crash in the future. She did come out in the recent past that she has had to deal was depression. Gee whiz I hope she’s got the right people around her,she is truly a likable person.

  • I know some of you think she looks great but I think beet means look at her face, you can see it even through the make-up, we have to remember she is only 22…a yr younger than me and she looks like she could be the “hot mom” of someone our age really.

  • I taught in Albemarle for 10 years, and her cousin was my student teacher the season Kellie was on AI. Definitely heard some interesting stuff about Ms. Pickler!

  • out of the whole thing I only enjoyed the puppy part, Beet, you just said it so sweet – “Is everything okay, mom? Do you need me to bark or something? ” lololol soooo cute!
    ~LIA~

  • She’s really nice and all, but I’d have preferred she didn’t fall into the stupid Hollyweird plastic surgery cult. What the hell? She looked great without the work – real is sexier than making people look the same.

  • wait isn’t she the one that I only know about because she said really stupid things on Amer Idol? I don’t know.. I don’t watch that show, but I remember reports about that…. that’s her right?

    and shan, I think that’s def a hint of nipple

    I don’t even know if those are fake boobs per say– they kind of just look like SEVERELY pushed up boobs.. or maybe severely pushed up fake boobs. I duno.

    but ouch

  • what’s with her face? it looks like there was some plastic surgery done.. she almost looks like a different person. =(

  • Sorry, but this was the girl who wasn’t sure if France was a country and had never heard of Hungary….so maybe that sad look is really more of a confused look

  • OK….first things first…to all you people that say “Oh my goodness she has such a good personality” let me tell you….YOURE DEAD WRONG!!

    I was working the concert series this year at Churchill Downs for Derby and Kellie (she gets pissed if you spell it wrong) Pickler is a snobby bitch!!! She wouldn’t come off of her bus to do a sound check…she didn’t want to do any autograph signing even though it was in her contract…and then THE REAL KICKER happend when she asked for some bottled water to be brought onto the bus. NO problem right?!?! WRONG! I brought her Aquifina water (they were the sponsors) and she looks at me and says “AQUIFINA TASTES LIKE SHIT…I ONLY DRINK FIJI WATER”.

    Snobby….I think so….bitch was a nobody from BFE North Carolina and now she looks like someone Lindsay Lohan wouldn’t even date….

  • I thought she was so sweet on AI, but seriously, when I saw this photo, I didnt know who that was. She looks WAY older than she is.

  • Those are not fake, they’re pushed up…guarantee it.

    I love that dress on here, it is so pretty, so hourglass feminine. But wuld someone tell her that she really needs some eyeliner or something on the under part of the eye as well? I can’t stand looking at those stupid unfinished eyes all the time. It pisses me off.

  • Oh I feel awful… I saw this picture, had no idea who the chick was, and said “Wow, she looks great for someone her age!”

    Now that I’ve Wikipedia’d her, and see that she’s only 22….. wow…this whole time I thought she was at least thirty-something.

  • WHAT? can no one else forget the rest and say WAISTLINE? She’s got a perfect hourglass and i want to kill her for it.