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Angelina Jolie Is Annoyingly Perfect

I look at these pictures of Angelina and I am just…bitter.  I pray that surgical intervention is the cause of a stomach that flat four months out from having twins.  I’m two years out from having one kid and the road is still long for me.  Her skin is just glowing, she looks happy and she has Brad Pitt in her bed.  I find many celebrities to be so ridiculously fake but there is something that feels genuine about AJ that I cannot deny. 

So yeah, happy for you Ange.  Mad at you.  Understand that I’m almost three months off of sugar and flour.  My reaction to your appearance is visceral…can you blame me?

Angelina Jolie, Dustin Hoffman and Jack Black today at the Kung Fu Panda DVD Release in Hollywood.

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  • Some people are just genetically fortunate.

    Also, when you have millions of dollars you can hire personal trainers and chefs to make delicious low-fat meals and whatever else you need to get back to your fighting weight.

    So don’t despair Wendie, she has unfair advantages.

  • anyone that didn’t think angelina had any kind of mental issues is an idiot. you’re all forgetting what she was like in the past. i understand someone can turn over a new leaf, but any woman that looks THAT THIN during pregnancy has SOMETHING wrong going on. hate to say it, but after all these years she’s still a freak show- not perfection.

  • She’s gross and way overhyped. Don’t fret about her and her weird tiny nose and flared teeth and…..are those legs, or toothpicks. Seriously, she is nothing special. Hollywooed just needs to have an “it” couple churned out every few years. There are so many women far more beautiful than she is. Anyway, real men know that a mother’s curvy body is the ultimate sex symbol. Paper-flat or concave tummies are….odd.

  • Angie?? Nothing special?? No way, adverbs, I must disagree.

    I love her. I think she is eerily beautiful. I respect her for her political opinions, and willingness to help out wherever she can. I think she should serve as an icon to all rich actors and actresses. At least she is putting her fame to good use.

    Sigh. I can’t help it. She’s won my heart.

  • Perfect? ha ha. I think the way she handles helping others in need is ignorant. Throwing money at charities and funding crap does not make a DIFFERENCE. I ask you “readers” to think about where this money is really going. Jolie has been doing this since 2001. What makes you think this money is going to the people who need it the most. It goes through the (corrupt) government FIRST and what do they do with it? they withhold it and distribute it to warlords and whoever else is connected to them, and you wonder why Angelina for EIGHT years, continues to make her idiotic pleas for people to donate more money because hers is disappearing in thin air and she has been believing for EIGHT years that she is surely making a difference. Sorry Angie, but I don’t support idiots like you.

  • To ThatLisa-you said everything I wanted to say! She is amazing! Absolutely gorgeous, a wonderful humanitarian and a role model to all the rich who do nothing constructive with their millions. I LOVE her and Brad for all they do and for their wonderful family.

  • Too right ThatLisa… my thoughts exactly. :)

    Angelina is wonderful, but not in a way that makes me hate her for it.

  • GetYourAdverbsHere
    Whaaat?
    She doesn’t have a concave stomach! I don’t think she’s pretty either, but saying her legs and stomach are too skinny…….. the average weight may be going up, but that doesn’t mean it’s a good thing!

  • I think she beautiful, She and Brad make a great couple and I love both, she has a great heart and I think the wonderful, as a person and also as an artist. She and Brad are simply too much, I love them and their families ..
    Angelina you’re perfect

  • Annabanana your name perfectly suited you because you think like a banana republic. Who told you that what ANgie is doing in Cambodia and donating to charities like doctors w/o borders and education for those kids in war torn countries make no difference.. puleaseee check your facts before posting crap about what AJ is doing. If you don’t know what a UNCHR Goodwill Ambassador do or job description again google is your friend. You’re just parroting what every hates blogs you came from. You’re not only stupid you’re a vapid hater too.

  • Personally I used to think she was beautiful… Now, I just think she looks off. Just a little too “Stepford Wives” for me.

  • Don’t forget Angelina’s perfection is the result of more than just dieting. It’s proper diet and portion control enforced by her personal chef, as well as a trainer in her ear every day. Or such would be logical, considering her wealth, status as a celebrity, and the fact that no one can think altruistic thoughts every moment of the day.

  • i agree with coral & wtfchuck: angie is a movie star & it is in her best interest to get thin fast after having kids. i’m sure she has team of nutritionist, chef, trainer, and a nanny to look after the kids while she is working out. also, don’t forget liposuction, colon cleanses, facials, hairstylist, makeup artist etc. i’ll bet she had a little tummy tuck after giving birth to the twins – lots of rich women do- like a little “twofer” in the hospital. my point is she’s not perfect, she just has the means and the motivation to appear perfect.

  • agreed with mike… her boobs are huge and her legs are thin, who knows about her stomach underneath that horrible pillowcase she’s wearing… in some of the pics she looks nice, but in the pic you’ve got featured, she looks positively hideous (and heavy).

  • Lmao @ A, you do recall she just had twins, right?
    I know it’s her job to look stunning all the time but do consider the reasons why she may not look completely flawless every hour of the day.

  • @ quirkygirlkitten

    lol that’s what they called it when I had my tubes done after my son was born, a “twofer”…I guess I should have asked about my options?
    Then again, I love my mommy tummy, and mommy bummy hehehe! They give me curves in just the right places, and not to mention the cup size I gained too…helloooooo cleavage…can’t complain.

  • she is so pretty,humble,sexy,beutiful body.love her and their betiful kid.love angelina jolie…..

  • She’s a skank and will be dead of organ failure before she’s 35 if someone doesn’t step in and force-feed this hag.

    No-talent fug, begone with your smelly boytoy and your collection of international dolls before somebody drops a house on you, too!

  • I’m smart! I’m having more babies! I’m smart! I’m with Brad Pitt! I care! I want my privacy! Here’s some pics of ME!!! I’m smart! Enough already.