Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Why, Chelsea, Why?

Chelsea Handler was on site at the Charmin’s Plush Potties for the People launch in California this week.  I am trying to imagine the conversation her agent had with her prior to booking this gig.  “Hey, Chelsea, Charmin…yeah..the tissue people…want you to appear at the launch of their tour Potties for the People.  Here’s the deal: you get escorted by guys in tuxes to a toilet that’s in a trailer.  When you are done, they clean it up for the next person.  The goal is to celebrate clean toilets across America.  What do you say?  I think it’s a really relevant appearance for you.  The sky is the limit for you if this goes well.” 

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  • They used to have those at musikfest and they were the fucking sweetest toilets ever. The line was long but it was so worth it.

  • I know. I love her and I saw her mention this on her show… wondered why. And yeah, she does look great :)

  • Maybe a dirty toilet killed her best friend so she vowed to support Charmin’s Plush Potties for the People in her name.

  • Oh, so it’s some kind of a special toilet or something? Otherwise, I SO don’t get it. But hey, it’s Chelsea Handler, whom I absolutely adore, so I don’t care what the hell’s up with this, frankly, weird-as-hell promotion. If she’s selling, I’m buying! As long as I can afford it, which I don’t have money laying around to buy fancy toilets with but you-know-what-I-mean. I fucking LOVE that woman!

    • Snowblood,First I have to say,your both drop dead BEAUTIFUL.And I know why you so dont get it. I think you should buy some Angle sort hinnie wipe. It’s SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO soft,then I feel you will SO get it. love ya baby

  • It makes total sense! She has a potty mouth and her show is full of toilet humor (not that there’s anything wrong with that).

    It is the perfect cross-promotion. I am surpised Beet didn’t see the humor in it.

  • OHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh,woman. first off I must say you have sexy knees. And lil chewy,well your kinda sorta lucky. Yuo can stand flat footed an see heaven. OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH you lusky lil man. The crappers are good nuff to sit an read a while. hugzzzzzzzz

  • chelsea is such a FAT UGLY PERSON AND EXTREMELY SHALLOW ON THE INSIDE. SOMEONE RUN HER DOWN WITH THEIR CAR ALREADY! GET RID OF THIS SCUMBAG.

  • Every petal that falls out of Chelsea’s mouth is just a whisper of the beauty to come.

    If Dorothy Parker and David Sedaris adopted a Jewish Americano Princessa at birth and raised her on Vodka and Judy Blume she would be a faded version of the real Chelsea Handler. She has a voice for a new generation of good to go hotty losers who are really well-educated because of 30 years of Federal intervention and funding.

    I love her and hope to meet her on some job.