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Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson attended the launch of her perfume Fancy at Dillard’s in Dallas Texas today.  She was looking quite robusty.  Shush…it’s a word in my world.

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  • If having any kind of actual talent were required for success in celebrityland, then three quarters of the people living in mansions and driving Mercedes there would have to pack up and return to their hometowns to begin their new careers flipping burgers at the local McDonalds. At least she has talented tits.

  • Fake hair colour, fake boobs, fake nose, and who knows what else.

    I still would like to make babies with her.

  • Ida know why because I know she’s a complete dumbass, but something about her, makes me like her. Robust & all, I think she looks great!

  • her metabolism sure slowed down.
    she’s ugly, and she’s talentless. why do we still care about her??? what am i doing commenting about her…………….?!

  • looking fatter….that so-called-relationship isn’t doing her any favors in the looks department and pleeeeaaase somebody put a pin in the inject-a-lips- she looks like an aging hooker with those and the god awful hair implants.

  • Olga and gpig. I’d bet a money shot in your mouth that you are nasty, unattractive bitches. Jessica looks great…I would pay good money to motorboat those fun bags!!!

  • I was going to say something snarky, and then thought, “wait, when was the last time I had seven reasonably decent photos of myself taken at one time? Never? Yeah, that’s about right.”

    I don’t know if she’s smart, and I don’t know or care if she even qualifies as a singer, but she’s accomplished a lot more than most one-hit wonders (her businesses seem to be doing well) AND she’s dating Tony Romo, so I’m just going to shut up now.

  • She’s actually has a really pretty singing voice, but I suppose most of you would disagree since you are all so used to hearing over synthesized or pre pubescent pop vocals.

  • she looks like a fat, 5 foot nothing, cheap dimestore whore with the fake hair, fake eyelashes, needle pumped lips ( collagen anyone? ) and you can literally see the rolls protruding from the sides of that outfit….Romo, what the **** are you thinking? Must be the head injuries… then again, she looks a heck of a lot better with all of that frosting than she does with none.

  • Does she look Sad to any one? Shes smiling yes but if you just look at most of the pictures it looks like shes is Sad… it might be just me.

  • She is fat. She looks like a cow and her boobs look like cow udders. Maybe that’s why Romo is dating her. She reminds him of the cows back home in his native Wisconsin.

  • I fault everyone in this chat room for her downfall.
    ALL of you flocked to your tv sets to watch ‘Newly-weds.’ Jessica thought she had talent and that the world adored her.
    It was so sad to see her in that Christmas commercial for Macy’s last year. Jessica tried her wiggle and giggle rouitne from when she was 19 that made her famous. It came off a desparate and sad.
    Now, she looks like a fat mess still trying to re-capture her glory days and everyone to just ragging on her!