It’s not that I’ve ever given you a reason to care about Sophie Monk in the past, other than the fact that she’s the chick Benji Madden was with before Paris Hilton, but we’re going to start caring about her around here, and I’ll tell you why: I’m trying to sleep with Matt Felker. Who’s Matt Felker, you may ask? Why, he’s the hot guy from the Britney Spears “Toxic” video, a longtime crush of mine who is also the producer of Sophie’s upcoming television show, Bigger Than Paris. He would like for me to plug Sophie and the show. Now, normally I would be all like, “Um, my opinion cannot be bought. I don’t much care about Sophie or her show, and I’m not going to start just because you tell me to. This is an independent blog and I say what I want.” And it’s true: my opinion cannot be bought. It can, however, be seduced.
We’d like to add that, if Matt is reading this, we would also enjoy some exclusive shirtless photos of him to go along with the plugs for Sophie Monk’s upcoming television show, Bigger Than Paris. Exclusive shirtless pics would help us to better plug the show. Exclusive shirtless pics and tight pants. We’re just saying.
Here’s Sophie — star of the upcoming television show Bigger Than Paris — promoting Hollywood Fashion Shapes in Sydney.
good luck with matt felker, beet!
I think she has a very unique, interesting beauty. The show’s title is kind of funny, no?
Regardless, she is soooooo much prettier than Paris.
Was she in “Date Movie?”
DAMN!
If Beet gets Mat Flekler does that mean Sophie’s Bush will be available?
Beet & Flekler forever!!!!
Loves it! ;)
Good luck with Matt, Beet! I’d Felker any day of the week. And by “er”, I mean Matt Felker. Although I’m not normally partial to blonds. So, yeah. Go get ’em, Beet!
Ah Sophie, I remember when you were a Marilyn Monroe look alike in the Warners Brothers Movieworld Parade. So long ago. Time for my nap.
She so looks like Gina Davis!
I understand that Matt Felker is bigger than penis but do we really, I mean really, have to endure shameless endorsements of Mrs. Piggy now. She’s not all that in any way. Except maybe with a paper bag over that head….I’m sensing a trend here.
Not having a face full of collogen and botox like Sophie Monk = Priceless
She’s done something with her face and I can’t pick it..
And I too remember her at Movieworld, John. I have pictures with her as Marilyn from when I was, like, eight. Bizarre.
Matt Felker is the hottest man on earth!
Her cheeks are puffed up with sculptra or restylane or something awful like that. Why? She’s a pretty girl, shat’s with the filler?
Yes she was in Date Movie, where she parodies that Paris Hiton ad where she is washing the car…bitch seems to have Paris issues
Please, Please, Please, Beet, don’t start refering to yourself (or ‘Evil Beet’) as we!
she looks like my goldfish.
bigger than what?
bigger than paris the city?
or bigger than paris the famewhore?
i’m confused. someone please help. thanks.
wtf is wrong with her face!?
very hot!
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