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Yoplait’s Save Lids to Save Lives 10th Anniversary

The Yoplait Save Lids to Save Lives campaign donates ten cents to Susan G. Komen for the Cure© for each pink foil Yoplait container lid that is mailed to them.  It’s a great cause and an easy way to contribute.  Who doesn’t eat yogurt anyway?  Well I don’t but I’m no poster child for normalcy.  And come to think of it, can you imagine if your job was to open all those incoming envelopes of lids?  Gross!  Because you know people lick those lids, put them in an envelope and mail ’em out all in the name of cancer research.  And I cannot deal with unknown DNA.  It’s what killed my career in porn.  Sorry…so…last night was the 10th Anniversary celebration of this program and lots of stars turned out. 

I was a bit alarmed when I saw the pictures of Cynthia Nixon.  Was she always this thin?  She looks like she could stand to eat a Yoplait to help save her life.  I’m dramatizing but she is thin.  Also, I feel, as a public service announcement, I need to tell Sheryl Crow that there comes a time in every woman’s life when she must start wearing a bra.  For me, it was at twelve.  For you Sheryl, today is your day.

 Other celebs who arrived for this worthwhile cause include Kristin Davis, David Arquette, Laura Dern, Rita Wilson, Kelly Lynch, Rosanna Arquette and Kelly Kapowski Samantha Harris.  And please, a moment of silence for Judy Tenuta’s face as we used to know it.  I always thought she was so beautiful.

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  • I don’t know about Sheryl Crowe and the bra…I’m picturing a big white Maidenform cutting across that deep V-neck, and it doesn’t really work for me. And Kelly Lynch looks like Carson Kressley with extensions.

  • Cynthia Nixon wasn’t always that thin, no. She was at least 30 pounds heavier in the Sex and the City movie.

  • kelly kapowski? she didn’t play kel. that would be tiffanie amber thiessen. what’s up with this reference?

  • yoplait uses aspartame to sweeten their yogurts. in your body aspartame turns to formaldehyde and formic acid. gently put, formaldehyde will kill your cells. continual long term exposure to aspartame leads to cancer. have you ever dissected anything? that lovely smell of dissected animals is formaldehyde.
    in canada you can get aspartame-free yoplait yogurt. in usa fat free yoplait comes with aspartame.
    a little bit of irony, eh.
    i’d rather just donate them $20 than eat 200 of those yogurts.

  • i eat yoplait but made a conscious decision not to support breast cancer and threw away all my lids. sorry in advance to all the women that will end up with breast cancer due to my not contributing .0000025 of a cent based on each lid i would have contributed. when you guys decide to contribute the twist offs off of your boyfriends bottles of budweiser to testicular cancer i might change my mind. until then, have your titties examined without worrying about me saving my fucking lids. in the meantime, i’ll be glad to let you examine my balls for lumps. what a bunch of bullshit.