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Listen, Cameron Diaz is no spinster! [Celebitchy]

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are very matchy-matchy [Lainey Gossip]

Elle MacPherson has creative uses for beer [ICYDK]

That Mimi and Nikko sex tape has been released [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

Pay more attention to Paul Wesley now [Socialite Life]

LeAnn Rimes got her ass out at the beach [Celebslam]

Khloe Kardashian is making sex jokes about her brother [TooFab]

Anastasia Ashley for Carl’s Jr. is a bit odd [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

What’s going on with Katy Perry‘s fashion choices lately? [I’m Not Obsessed]

Beyoncé and Jay-Z will rent Kimye a yacht, won’t attend wedding [Celebuzz]

Brian Williams rapped ‘Gin and Juice’ and it was amazing [Fishwrapper]

The White House responded to a petition to deport Justin Bieber [The Frisky]

Rashida Jones keeps getting better with age, right? [theBERRY]

Is Liberty Ross the new belle of the ball? [Bohomoth]

Sure, sure, Lindsay Lohan is doing “fantastic” [Starpulse]

David Lynch will not call you by your real name [The Blemish]

The Real Housewives of Atlanta seem totally reasonable! [PopBytes]

Which celeb requested champagne flavoured ice cream and some Viagra? [OMG Blog]

Good to see Kate Upton still busting out the ladies [Popoholic]

It’s like Emma Watson is turning back into a baby [Moe Jackson]

Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse are still going strong? [Lainey Gossip]

Rihanna did 420 in a see-through shirt [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

This is weird: Tiger Woods‘ girlfriend is good friends with his ex [Celebitchy]

Do you want to see Zachary Quinto naked in a pool? [ICYDK]

Matt Bomer‘s life was changed by something unexpected [Socialite Life]

Selita Ebanks is your new favourite bikini model [Celebslam]

Selena Gomez ditched the Jenners as her BFFs [I’m Not Obsessed]

Justin Bieber has “learned a lot” this year [Celebuzz]

Have we been way too harsh on Shia LaBeouf? [Fishwrapper]