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There Could Be a Human Being Emerging from Luciana Barroso’s Vagina Right This Instant

Matt Damon’s wife is currently at a Florida hospital preparing to give birth.

Matt has been spotted pacing the halls in scrubs.

The couple currently have a 2-year-old daughter together, and this baby is expected to be a girl, too.

Good luck and congratulations to the happy parents!

Update: The little girl, Gia Zavala, has been born and everyone is doing well! Congrats!

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  • ummm….beet likes everything to come in threes, right? first, that faggy x american idol had a baby, then ricky martin and now matt damon. three gay guys all get babies. hooray.

  • Best of luck to Matt and the wifey. He seems like an overall good guy and never comes off as being too pretentious (I’ve since forgiven him for high-fiving with Ben Affleck at the Academy Awards so many years ago). Plus, I really loved his performance in “Team America.”