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When did Johnny Depp get an accent? [Lainey Gossip]

Tia Carrere is managing to hold up [Celebslam]

Miley Cyrus has her own porn parody now [The Superficial]

Seth Rogen’s “artsy” selfie will make you want to vomit [PopBytes]

Scarlett Johansson has made some interesting fashion choices [Socialite Life]

It’s that Izabel Goulart picture you needed to see [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Kris Jenner is one trendy grandma [ICYDK]

Leah Jenner – no relation – has a nice body [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

What’s up with Maggie Gyllenhaal’s new hair? [Celebuzz]

Let’s go behind the scenes of ‘Parks & Recreation’ [theBERRY]

Kate Upton dropped a ton of classy cleavage [Popoholic]

Mickey Rooney has passed away at 93 [I’m Not Obsessed]

Taylor Swift is a definite style star [The Frisky]

Miley Cyrus already has a new puppy after her old one died [Celebitchy]

Danny Pintauro got married to his boyfriend! [TooFab]

Lupita Nyong’o is getting criticism from an unlikely place [Bossip]

CBS might pay Craig Ferguson a lot of money not to host ‘Late Show’ [Starpulse]

Farrah Abraham will haunt you for the rest of forever [Fishwrapper]

Shakira wants you to think she’s sexy [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Let’s talk about dicks in ‘Scandal’ [Lainey Gossip]

Lupita Nyong’o has a new gig! [PopBytes]

Mindy Kaling really loves sleeping [ICYDK]

British Olympic diver Jack Laugher has a nice butt [OMG Blog]

Here’s more Joss Stone boobs for your Monday [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

Anais Pouliot looks great in lingerie [Celebslam]

Let’s have a Destiny’s Child flashback? [theBERRY]

Yay, new Barbara Palvin bikini pics [Popoholic]

I think Olivia Wilde just wants to be left alone [Socialite Life]

What in the hell is Shakira wearing? [I’m Not Obsessed]

Why is Kate Gosselin wearing a wedding dress in New York? [Celebuzz]

Rob Lowe has pretty people problems [The Frisky]

Michael Fassbender and Naomi Campbell are a new couple? [Celebitchy]

Charlie Sheen’s fiancée won’t let him pay child support [The Superficial]