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Dita Von Teese to Launch Line of Lingerie

I suppose the biggest question is really why this took so damn long.

Dita Von Teese has teamed up with Wonderbra to create a line of lingerie inspired by looks from the ’40s and ’50s.

“I love it when you can go about your daily business with the knowledge that you have a little secret of your own on underneath,” she says. “Lingerie shouldn’t be something you just put on for your lover; you should do it for you. It’s not about seducing men, it’s about embracing womanhood.”

I actually think this is awesome and I’m excited to buy it. In fact, I think this is the first time in my life I have been excited to buy something from a clothing line made by a celebrity. And it’ll be all about embracing my womanhood, since I have no one to seduce.

Meanwhile, it took me like 30 minutes to write this stupid post because my new laptop just decided to shut down because, ya know, it felt like it.

I am going to the Apple store tomorrow morning. I’m so done with this shit.

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  • absolutely go with a mac. 1000% better than anything running windows vista (and about a million % better than any dell)…..plus they are waaaay nicer looking!

  • I absolutely agree with you Beet. Im gonna be buying her lingerie, for sure. I also would like to know her secret diet or whatever she does to have a body like that, im so tired of being a fatty.. What is that diet you’re doing now Beet?

  • Dita Von Teese amazes me.
    If I bought that underwear, I probably wouldnt wear anything else.
    Just walk around in my underwear. :)

  • WANT. But her line will be crazy expensive, yes? She has the most beautiful body I think I have ever seen. Holy freaking moly.

  • I hear you, always blocking or closing my page cause it wants to, I have a Sony Vaio who gets on my nerves. My boyfriend has like a gazillion Macs, he keeps all his new and old Mac laptops, and I always wanted to switch but I am to lazy to get used with a Mac I guess…. :S

    Dita has an awesome body, body of a real woman. :) Now time for me to get on that treadmill and lose the belly.

  • i love the polka dots!!! but there is no way i would wear this stuff unless somehow her body comes with it. i don’t look too bad, but i still could not do this stuff justice.

  • She looks like a real woman. Curvy and gorgeous not all skinny and anorexic looking. She has a killer shape. Rock on, Dita!

  • Who is this pale 40’s reject wanna-be? She is not Betty Paige. This woman just doesn’t appear to be clean. She is almost like and S&M mis-hap.
    I think the Fruit of the Loom line is much fresher and clean than this walking nightmare.

  • PoliteTia, please explain. What do you mean by not clean?

    I’ve consistently found Dita to be dressed really well. And her paleness is refreshing in an era of fake-tan wannabes.

  • i’d rather have her skin tone than oompa loompa orange.
    i love the underwear. it almost makes you believe that you could look like her if you bought it. i hope we see more 40’s trends; i love that decade.

  • I want to know how she gets her skin to look so milky white and smooth…what a beautiful woman. She’s my new girl crush, right after Jackie from WorkOut.