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Jennifer Aniston’s Toxic Rebound

Rumors has it that Jennifer Aniston’s new man is none other than Matt Felker — the guy from the “Toxic” video, and also Selma Blair’s ex. What is it with Jen and male models?

Also, sources are reporting that Jen dumped John — after the third time he’d cheated on her.

Apparently, Aniston gave Mayer a “three strikes and you’re out” ultimatum — after learning about his “quickie” flings with a cocktail waitress and a promoter’s assistant for his concert tour.

That was two strikes. Another dalliance, with a groupie, was the final straw for Aniston.

Uh, dude?

This is so fucked up.

What the hell are you saying about yourself when you tell your boyfriend, “Sure, you can cheat on me, but only twice.”

I mean, I doubt this is true, but if it is?

So stupid.

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  • I guess for John Mayer you relax the rules a little bit. I hope the rumors about this guy aren’t true, though. He looks too pretty for her (or any of us). Get rid of the facial hair and he could be on ANTM.

  • I just do not understand the attraction to John Mayer. And normally my ‘type’ is tall, lanky dark haired men.

    He just creeps me out.

  • She should consider getting electrolysis and a boob job. I think without that beard and a much bigger chest she’d be much prettier…oh wait, that’s a dude? Never mind.

  • So, Jennifer Aniston just gave John “Pretty Boy” Mayer his walking papers and she is already getting dicked by some male model. Jen, for God’s sake, let that revolving door twat of your’s have fifteen minutes to cool off before you put it back into action. Everyone already knows that John Mayer is a pig who would fuck anything with a pussy and a pulse (the last part I’m not too sure of.). Up until now, some people thought that you still had a little class. Slow down a little. There’s still plenty of time left to let every guy in America take a turn on you.

  • jennifer aniston is lame. john mayer gave her some needed street cred, now that he’s all tattooed and his enormous manhood’s whispered about. she’s really just another desperate marginal tv actress whose only claim to fame in life will be having been married to brad pitt and dumped for the way hotter angelina jolie. what a waste!

  • Jen is a really talented actress and comedian. There is no doubt about that. Out of her whole Friends crew she has done the best because of this. Her personal life choices are another matter. Staying off on your own would be much better than what she seems to be dragging herself through with these questionable high profile affairs. Shouldn’t she be getting the picture that talented people are all screwed up and don’t make the best mates or partners. It is hard to think she has so little sense in this area.