Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Nikki Blonsky’s Dad Isn’t Leaving Jail Anytime Soon

Carl Blonsky was denied bail today by a judge in Turks and Caicos, who cited him as a flight risk due to his status as a foreigner.

He’s stuck in jail until his August 19th trial, as a result of beating Bianca Golden’s mother to a bloody pulp during a stupid argument in the airport.

Listen up, people. If you’re going to beat up a defenseless old woman over some stupid disagreement, do it in the DMV. That way, people will understand. The airport is stressful, yes, but not stressful enough to warrant beating up an old lady who’s not, like, pointing a gun at you. But at the DMV? We get it.

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  • that’s what i thought after the oklahoma city bombing- the dmv headquarters in sacramento. it was the same set up- 2 buildings with a road between them- perfect for a truck bomb. instead of execution they’d have given that guy a medal.

  • Ummmmm…Bianca Golden’s mother is hardly a old woman…you KNOW she spawned that harpie at …like 14

  • what i like about her is that she knows how to dress herself, being a plus size woman.. Its not like Jennifer Hudson (and believe me, i love her), who insists wearing strapless dresses and really tight skirts!