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Uma Thurman

Wait, Uma Thurman’s doing what these days? [ICYDK]

Jennifer Lawrence is really rocking the short hair [Lainey Gossip]

Simon Cowell lied about quitting smoking when his baby is born [Amy Grindhouse]

Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift are having issues [The Superficial]

Will people actually turn up to Miley Cyrus’s tour? [Celebitchy]

Ah, I feel a bit nostalgic about Tia & Tamera Mowry [theBERRY]

Jessica Hart says she invented the top knot [The Frisky]

Watch out, Krysten Ritter – the wind is after your skirt! [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

So, I guess David Lynch is a music maker now [OMG Blog]

Hey look, it’s Gerard Butler! [I’m Not Obsessed]

Well, Britney Spears seems to be having fun these days [IDLYITW]

Justin Timberlake really isn’t cool. Like, at all [Bohomoth]

Is Emily Rajatkowski really all that hot? [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

What in the hell is Abbey Clancy wearing? [Moe Jackson]

Some dude died after drinking fruit juice that was actually crystal meth [The Blemish]

Here’s what’s going on with Solange these days [PopBytes]

What’s wrong with Rooney Mara’s face? [Lainey Gossip]

What the hell happened to Kerry Washington’s face? [Amy Grindhouse]

Idris Elba is a big fan of President Obama [Celebitchy]

Ashley Benson is good at posting bikini pictures [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

God bless Miley Cyrus’ bikini waxer [Celebslam]

I don’t know who Charlie Webster is, but here are her boots [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]