Kelly Osbourne posted the above photo on Instagram last week, claiming that she’s the “fiercest of them all” because her “tits” are getting bigger. Perhaps I’m a prude, but who goes on like that in a public forum? I mean, you know, besides Rihanna. In any case, the post started rumours that she might be expecting her first child with fiancé Matthew Mosshart. Of course that’s not the case, and she squashed those rumours while talking to People:
“I have no idea what’s happening to me — my boobs have grown very large and I don’t know why,” she confesses. “Everyone is like, ‘You’re pregnant, you’re pregnant!’ and I’m like, ‘No! That’s not happening!’ It’s kind of fun, though. It’s nice have them for once.”
As a lady with sizeable front assets myself, I can’t really relate. They’re more of a hindrance than anything else, but I guess if you’ve never had them, you’d enjoy them.
When it comes to the pregnancy thing, I dunno why everyone is so eager to assume famous ladies are pregnant. Had a big lunch? Pregnant! Wearing a push-up bra? Pregnant! Getting to “that age” where you should be popping them out? Pregnant! Homegirl isn’t having a baby – she’s too busy with business ventures to be worried about that.
huh? tits just don’t grow without a reason: birth control pills, implants, weight gain. if people could figure out how to have JUST their tits grow – we’d all have D cups. I call BS on Miss kelly.
Those implants are way too big! Gross.
Boobs a hindrance? That’s laughable. The only reason you’d bitch about that is if you were overweight and having large breasts at that point is not very flattering.
So glad you know how all women feel!! Well done, you!
LOOOOOOL @ “Blank”! Dumbest comment ever.
and sheeyah….totes fake tits.