Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Stop The Internet, Kate Middleton Went To McDonalds

Kate Middleton apparently visited at a McDonalds with the royal nanny. Everyone, clutch your monocles, stop the internet, and hold your pearls, because this is huge. Someone needs to tell Jennifer Aniston that Kate Middleton, her hair idol, went to McDonalds and who knows, maybe even ate a Big Mac.

Yes everyone, I am on celebrity fast food watch. I am very aware of when Beyoncé gets In-N-Out and Lamar Odom gets Taco Bell. I find out and then I am hungry. It is like the worst superpower ever.

E Online claims that this all happened. They have photos of Ms. Middleton outside the McDonalds (like the one above) and they admit they don’t know what she got — so can we even believe that she even went inside? CAN WE? WHO THE F-CK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TRUST?

This guy. We trust this guy. It’s just a matter of it.

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