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Your Daily SamLo

Remember when we used to do “Your Daily Lohan” segments around here? That was back in the days when you might ever see Lindsay Lohan photographed without Samantha Ronson surgically attached to her hip. Now it has to be Your Daily SamLo, because these two are never freakin’ apart. I mean, I know they’re all super-duper in love and stuff, but don’t they ever want a break from each other?

Anyway. Here’s the gruesome twosome wandering the streets of New York. My favorite part of this photo is the kid with the microphone for some tiny local show, chasing after them. I wonder what he planned to ask them. If it were me, I’d be all like, “So, I mean, do you guys do oral or is it more about the fingers?” That’s what I always want to ask lesbians. Not in a rude way; I’m genuinely curious. I’m one of those chicks that can only get off with an actual penis inside me, so I just wonder how it works with lesbians. It’s probably a good thing I’m not a lesbian. I’d probably hate the sex.

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  • That is one ugly dude Lindsay is dating. He really needs to stop wearing that dumb ass hat and those stupid retro high tops. He looks like an asshole wearing that costume every damn day.

  • omg, he just looks like nevio, one of germany’s pop idol losers… could fit, cause the micro looks like from RTL…

  • the guy with the microphone is a reporter for german tv channels rtl and vox. there is like..the whole world out there besides USA. you know, all the other countries and stuff.

    and why is it your problem that they like to spend time with each other? bitter much?

  • i think they are simply adorable.
    and my friends a lesbian
    and once she told how they have sex
    it was the most akward thing to hear.

    not only did she tell me
    her girlfriend was right their laughing…….

  • yeah, that’s the reason I haven’t gone over…the whole sex thing :) My own mother is gay, for chrissake’s ! Just goes to show you. (And for anyone that has a problem with that, let me ask you – do you ever think about your parents having sex ? Didn’t think so. Same with me…)

    as for these two – adorable, dammit. How dare they be happy and stuff. Screw the dark side, I’m joining a nunnery.

  • samantha is demonstrating the answer to your question…

    look at that fist/forearm move… she knew you were wondering.

  • Alright so my best friend is a lesbian and they have a strap on. Not much different then regular sex I guess.

  • i want to burn all sam’s clothes (including her fug shoes and that dumbass hat) and shop for new ones.

  • Beet isn’t bitter, in reference to your comment Elle. Beet is one zhen bitch, no offense to be taken, Beet.
    But clearly you have not been on the blog long enough to know that she’s rooting for them.

    SO, Elle, I suggest you take your “bitter” self to like, google and search some friendly gossip sites, because I don’t think you will find any.

  • Lindsay is looking so hot these days, I think it’s that she is engaged is some pretty hot lesbian love action. I would pay $$$ to watch them make out and scissor each other for hours on end. And, can we talk about Lilo’s gorgeous rack…I just want to set up shop in there and take a nap, maybe a little motorboat.

  • It’s always weird to me why people wonder how lesbians have sex. It’s just an excuse to go “gross.” How’d you figure out how straight people have sex? Queer sex is just as “natural” as straight sex and I don’t go around asking straight people how they get off. Use your common sense and imagination. It isn’t rocket science. Masturbation. Dildos. Fisting. Oral. Anal. You must be having boring sex.

  • seriously, what IS the matter with straight people… if you can’t figure out at least a FEW of the ways we have sex, you must be pretty awful in bed yourself. the only thing i’ll tell you is sex with another woman is a totally fulfilling amazing experience and that i don’t miss the penis at all. and believe me, i’ve had some good straight sex in my day, too.