Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Bitch Is Back!

Oh. Hells. Yes.

Shannen Doherty and her off-center eyes (seriously has anyone else noticed that one is a half-inch higher on her face than the other?) will be returning as Brenda Walsh in 90210v2.0. The show’s executive producer confirmed the news on Saturday.

Brenda will be a visiting drama teacher who directs a musical at West Beverly High School.

I can’t wait to hear about all the off-camera drama between Shannen and Jennie Garth!!! Those two HATE each other!!!

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  • Way back when 90210 was popular (Waaaay back when) I used to say to my friends “… but her face is crooked”. I swear, they used to look at me like I was crazy. But I’m not! Or we’re both crazy. Hmmm…

  • lol. her eye might be higher because her face is tilted? just a thought, but as far as this show is concerned.. i’m not at all excited for its premiere. i think its going to run for a season or two and then face cancellation, and that’s if things go well.

  • no fucking way. i think it’s beyond stupid they’re redoing the show, but i hope brenda makes it somewhat worthwhile!

  • finally! I’m not visually impaired!! I always wondered why she was touted as being so ‘hot’ when her face looked like it was melting. But nobody seemed to notice but me and so I chalked it up to yet another example of my own inferiority. Today, you, Beet, have once again been brave enough to point out that the emperor has no clothes, and I for one, am the better for it!

  • Yes, that is right, only you “extremely observant” people noticed her face. I used to also notice that the Hulk turned green when he got angry and all my friends use to say “no way! GTF outta here!”.

    True story.

  • the only thing i care about is her coat. look at it!!!! animals DIED for that horrible coat!!!

  • Yes, and several children are dying right now from asthma caused by coal plants that are feeding electricity to your computer so you can write comments in a blog.

  • funny that you dis her eyes…didn’t we all just see an image of you a week or two ago, evil beet? i think yours are a bit out of alignment too. interesting what we all see when we look in the mirror vs. reality, huh?

  • Beets “ginormous breast”???? I couldn’t stop looking at her Tyra Banks forehead.