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Does Jimmy Kimmel Have a New Squeeze Already?

God bless tipsters.

Gawker’s got one that says Jimmy Kimmel’s already getting into the pants of one Molly McNearney, who’s been promoted rapidly from assistant to head writer on Jimmy Kimmel Live. She’s pictured above.

Ah, sleeping your way to the top. A time-honored tradition. At least Sarah Silverman had the dignity to be an established comedian before she let Jimmy stick it in her.

Oh, and in case I haven’t mentioned it yet today, Jimmy Kimmel sucks.

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  • Not that I don’t see how it’s possible that JK would be a huge douchebag, but is your hatred for him more personal? Just curious. If you have a great story to share, do tell!

  • I’ve got to say, that’s a definite downgrade from Silverman… who I find kinda sexy. :-)

  • Kimmel is actually pretty funny. Silverman not so much. I don’t dislike her but she tries to be edgy with her racial humor but doesn’t pull it off so well.

  • So he is a fat, nasty, cheating, pig. Good thing it wasn’t Letterman or I’d have to shoot myself. In the foot.

    I saw that interview when it happened and it was painful to watch. Emily got trashed, but she should have been quicker, he doesn’t have a lightening quick wit by any standard of humor. Anyway, I am sticking with the cheating pig, who I will never lay eyes on again. Let’s just all focus our energies on Molly getting a severe yeast infection that never can be treated properly – for the rest of her life. There ya go, karma!

  • Not True! Nothing is going on with Jimmy and Molly other than work! The anonymous tipster should check his jealousy at the door and move on. This is ridiculous.

  • this is simply a vicious lie planted by a disgruntled former writer. It should be noted that Ms. McNearney has worked on the show for 5 years (“promoted rapidly”?). She was a writer’s assistant, then staff writer and now is Co-Head Writer with another male writer. Not HEAD writer alone.