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Kim Kardashian Is Desperate To Lose The Baby Weight

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Because of course. All we got before Kim Kardashian gave birth to baby North West is how “terrified” she was of labour and how disgusted she was with herself for putting on weight and blah blah blah. For someone as vain and self-obsessed as she is, I can sort of believe this story, but of course the media has to take things to the next level and report that she’s “obsessed” with losing weight now that the little one is here.

From In Touch (so GIANT grain of salt):

“Kim is obsessed with getting the baby weight off – and fast. She’s terrified she will never get her body back,” a source told In Touch magazine.

“Everyone has told her not to stress – that it’s about being healthy and having a good mind-set for your baby, not about losing the weight right away.

“But her family knows that at the end of the day, Kim will do what Kim wants. She really believes she can lose the first 30lbs in the first month.”

30lbs in 30 days? That’s a bit intense. I’ve never had a baby, but I know it takes you a while to recover from having carried a human for 9 months and then pushed it out (or had it removed via C-section – same diff). In no way should the #1 priority for a woman – celebrity or not – be getting her “pre-baby body” back. Lord. I know Kim K’s whole claim to fame is her body, but it’s not like she’s going to go broke if she takes a couple months off to enjoy being a mother and live a normal life instead of a fucking crazy person’s life.