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Beyoncé And The Baby Gossip

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Beyoncé is maybe pregnant, depending on who you ask. Blind Gossip posted an item in December of 2011 that a couple hired a surrogate to have their child, while the mom pretended to be pregnant. They revealed the item to be about Beyoncé slash ~*~Mrs. Carter~*~. She shot those rumors down in her propaganda film documentary, Life Is But A Dream calling it,

A stupid rumor, the most ridiculous rumor I’ve ever had about me. To think that I would be that vain. I respect mothers and women so much. To be able to experience bringing a child into this world, if you’re lucky and fortunate enough to experience that, I would never ever take that for granted.

There’s something so relieving about life taking over you like that [being pregnant]. You’re playing a part in a much bigger show and that’s what life is, it’s the greatest show on earth. I felt like God was giving me a chance to assist in a miracle.

Still, most people don’t believe her, and they’re saying that yes she is pregnant again and that once again she is using a surrogate. She’s adding even more fuel to the fire by canceling her show in Belgium, citing dehydration and exhaustion as reasons. (Good lord, there are people in the world who are actually suffering from dehydration and exhaustion, I can’t even.) From The New York Times:

The pop diva’s publicist told the wire service that she has been ordered by her doctors to rest. She had been slated to perform at the Sportpaleis in Antwerp. She has another show at the arena on Wednesday, and her publicist said “she is awaiting word from her doctors before making a decision” about that performance.

If she was using a surrogate then why cancel the concert is such a dramatic fashion? I think that she might be pregnant and call me naive, but I still can’t wrap my mind around the idea that she ever has and is once again going to walk around for 9 months with a fake pregnancy belly and that all hundreds of people who work under her and Jay Z are going to go along with it. It just sounds like a f-cking Roald Dahl story. Then again, that video of her belly caving in was really convincing

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  • Sorry, girlfriend, but there’s way too much evidence suggesting you were never pregnant and did in fact use a surrogate, and we all know how incredibly vain you are, so don’t even try to deny that shit.

    If you were pregnant, you totally would have done some sort of pregancy photo shoot showcasing your pregnant belly in Vanity Fair magazine. You would have flaunted that shit like there was no tomorrow.

    Your tits never got big, your face never got fat, and who can forget the belly-folding incident?

    If you want anyone to believe you this time around, you’re going to have to videotape the baby coming out of your vagina.