Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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It’s all over for Lindsay Lohan. [The Superficial]

Things women do to make themselves feel feminine. [The Frisky]

Nobody’s buying Ke$ha’s album because it’s called ‘Die Young’. [TMZ]

Scarlett Johansson hacker gets ten years in prison, Lindsay gets none. [Starpulse]

But is she getting a ring for Christmas this year? [Lainey Gossip]

Joe Simpson took $4.5 million dollars in life insurance out on Jessica Simpson. [Splash]

Jessica Simpson is the Hungry Bridesmaid. [The Superficial]

Justin Timberlake looks … different. [Lainey Gossip]

Missing the nineties so hard. [theBERRY]

Sure didn’t need this visual, but thanks. [Yeeeah]

‘Dexter’ finale recap. [Socialite Life]

Olivia Wilde’s vagina found the love of its life. [Amy Grindhouse]

Kelly Osbourne says we all have housewife hair, but of course, she doesn’t. [Cele|bitchy]

But of course Tom Cruise doesn’t have sex. You’d need a penis to do that. [Bohomoth]

Leonardo DiCaprio’s new girlfriend is barely legal. [IDLYITW]

I like what Demi Lovato’s doing here. [I’m Not Obsessed]

The new Megan Fox. [G Celeb]

The Beckham son is modeling now. [Celebzter]

Zooey Deschanel—officially on the market. [Hollywood PQ]