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Watch This: Kate Bosworth’s ‘Black Rock’

You know who’s always up for a good horror movie? This girl, right here. Me. But I’m going to tell you right now, this is just not a good horror movie. No, to the contrary—this looks like a really, really bad horror movie, because honestly, it’s not a horror movie at all. See, horror movies are full of ghosts and ghouls and maybe the occasional demon, and this? Well. There’s not a ghost, ghoul, or demon anywhere in sight. Sorry to disappoint you, guys, but it is what it is. Here’s the official from IMDB:

Three childhood friends set aside their personal issues and reunite for a girls’ weekend on a remote island off the coast of Maine. One wrong move turns their weekend getaway into a deadly fight for survival.

If you watched the trailer, the “wrong move” in question was one of the chicks, a married lady, almost hooking up with one of the guys on the island, and when she decks him one because she decides that it’s not happening after all, all three men go vigilante on the girls’ asses and hunt them all over the island. Horror movie? Well. I don’t know about all that, but hey. It’s … interesting, I guess. And it’s got Kate Bosworth. That’s got to be worth something, right? Wasn’t she a movie star once upon a time, taking leads in movies like ‘Remember the Titans’ and dating Orlando Bloom?

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