And because I’m sure Donald Trump is the most monogamous man alive, and probably the most ethical and moral, to boot, we should totally, totally be taking him very seriously, guys.
This is what the Don had to say on Twitter earlier today:
“Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again — just watch. He can do much better!”
So now? Officially? I’m really, really glad that Robert Pattinson decided to go ahead and forgive Kristen Stewart for indulging the carnal pleasures of cunnilingus with a buck-toothed director, because really, anything to be contrary to Donald Trump, OK? I mean, seriously. How is this guy even allowed to have a Twitter anyhow?
Never mind all that!!! This guy is a go-zillionaire and he can’t find any better bronzer than that sh*t?!!!
Did this man not cheat on his first wife Ivana?
That’s why he knows “once a cheater, always a cheater” so well.
He will never get over Marla Maples walking out on him.. NEVER!