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Megan Fox Had That Baby

A photo of Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green

Yeah, that stealth baby that Megan Fox has been carrying around for the last little while. You remember. Or you might not, since it was so very secretive. Either way, the news is the same: Megan Fox is now someone’s mother.

Here’s the statement from Megan’s Facebook:

We have been very lucky to have had a peaceful few weeks at home, but I would like to release this myself before others do. I gave birth to our son Noah Shannon Green on September 27th. He is healthy, happy, and perfect.

We are humbled to have the opportunity to call ourselves the parents of this beautiful soul and I am forever grateful to God for allowing me to know this kind of boundless, immaculate love.

Thanks to those of you who wish to send your positive energy and well wishes. May God bless you and your families abundantly.

That’s sweet, isn’t it? And Noah Shannon seems like a pretty solid name, although I still get a little confused every time I hear about a dude named Shannon (sorry, male Shannons). Noah, however, is one of my very favorite biblical names, along with Elijah. Oh, and Mahershalalhashbaz. All very solid names.

But onto the important stuff: is this baby going to be way adorable or what?

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