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We’re About to See “Something Pretty Gigantic” Involving Prince Harry

A photo of Prince Harry

From The Daily Mail:

He may have thought the worst of the Vegas ordeal was behind him as he tries to distance himself back in the UK from his partying antics. But one lone source has claimed the nude strip billiards picture of the Prince is nothing compared with the rest of the story.

A single quote from an anonymous source, used by celebrity blogger Norm Clark on his Las Vegas gossip page, says: “Something pretty gigantic” is involved; something more serious than “strip billiards.”

The claim is the latest in a string of revelations to potentially tarnish the third-in-line-to-the-Throne’s Royal image. Last night, The Palace had no comment on the vague accusation.

After a nude photo of the Prince emerged last week from a private party in a hotel room in Las Vegas, Prince Harry has removed himself from Facebook, where he operated under the pseudonym Spike Wells. Following advice from his private secretary, Jamie Lowther-Pinkerton, who is heading an inquiry into the Prince’s trip to Las Vegas, Harry deleted his account. The Mail on Sunday has been told that the Prince’s two best friends, Tom ‘Skippy’ Inskip, 25, who joined him in Vegas, and Arthur Landon, 30, have also closed their Facebook accounts, as has one of his key Scotland Yard minders.

So, there’s a sex tape, right? What else could make Harry, Arthur, and Skippy delete their Facebooks? What else would be so bad that you would give up the option to passive aggressively bitch about every single thing and the ability to quote Taylor Swift lyrics to indirectly tell your crush how you feel about him? What else could quiet the great Spike Wells?

Drugs, hookers, sex tape, some weird kink thing, more Nazi costumes. A tape of Prince Harry in a Nazi costume doing cocaine with hookers while also having sex with them. While sploshing. With sauerkraut. Mystery solved.

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  • It’s funny, here in London people aren’t actually too bothered about what happened. Let boys be boys. The facebook thing, however, doesn’t make sense. I love the idea of a sex tape, but nobody in their living mind would put something like that on fb. Unless Harry is gay.

  • I’m gonna say it’s drugs. Lots of them. Harry channeling his inner Tony Montana; drugs on a table, him behind it, nude and high as a kite. It will be hilarious.

  • Whatever Prince Harry did was His desire and own will
    Am sure He has to have some fun with everyone He likes, doesn’t He…..? I personally respect Him and His Royalty…..