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Prince Harry Is So Grounded

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After those lovely photos of Prince Harry playing strip pool were leaked, it didn’t take the guy long to get on a plane headed back home. And when he gets there, the queen herself is going to send him straight to his room without dinner. No cell phone, no computer, and no video games, either. Because Harry needs time to think about what he’s done. He’s been a very, very bad boy.

From Us Weekly:

Prince Harry is in hot water after TMZ posted naked photos of the single British royal, 27, partying in a Las Vegas hotel room last weekend.

“This is a mess,” a source close to Harry tells Us Weekly. “This was not the type of fun he was supposed to be having. He’s in trouble.”

But the third-in-line to the British throne isn’t the only culpable party in the debacle.

“Protection officers are also in trouble because they could have controlled this,” the source explains of the pics, in which Harry and others (including an apparently nude young woman) were playing “strip pool.”

But a second source close to the party-hearty redhead shrugs off the birthday suit brouhaha.

“He’s a lad!” the second insider says. “This is just him messing about on holiday. No one was hurt, he’s on proper vacation from his work, so he’s not breaking any rules. He’s using his own money.”

And however shocking the snapshots appear, “The photos look sleazier than they are,” the source continues. “They were playing strip billiards.”

It’s not the first time Harry has been photographed in a less-than-dignified light. Back in 2005, he attended a costume party wearing a Nazi swastika armband, later apologizing for the “poor choice of costume.”

One royal watcher who’s not applauding the naked snapshots? His more mild-mannered big brother.

“William was told about the photos this morning,” a third royal insider tells Us of Kate Middleton’s hubby, 30. “He’s not impressed.”

I get that Harry has this image he’s supposed to uphold or whatever, but no. He’s a 27-year-old dude who went to Vegas and got into a friendly game of strip billiards on his vacation. I think we can let him pass on the public flogging, just this once.

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  • Makes me like him more!
    Side note: Having this awkward office conversation atm with a co-worker who is convinced he is Harry’s doppelganger… he isn’t. Harry is hot. Don’t have the heart to tell him this is the key difference between them…

  • I want to see more of that sweet asscrack and that beautiful tight pink asshole…spread those pretty cheeks for me Harry Baby!! You just know he’s got flaming red hair in his buttcrack. I’d fuck him so damn hard and deep in that pale, pasty ass of his…he’d be ready to give up his claim to the throne when I got through with him.

  • While I totally think he should be allowed to have fun, I also think the “he’s a lad” excuse is just a bunch of crap. Dude is almost 28. He’s not a child anymore, and he knows better than to get caught doing this kind of thing.

  • “The Protection Officers should have controlled this.” That means why the eff didn’t the Protection Officers take everybody’s cellphones away at the door? It’s pretty rare to have photos of such high level whoring – like Grade A Prime royal ass cheeks in action – and I always guessed it was because the handlers took care of any incriminating evidence making it out any door. You can’t get good help anymore. And for that, we thank you!