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Mulder & Scully Are Living Together and DOING IT

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From exclusive sources at Celebrity Dirty Laundry:

… A source exclusively told CDL that David and Gillian have been in a serious relationship for some time now and she and her children are shacking up with the Californication actor. This is a long time coming for the pair whose chemistry on their hit show was always a source of tabloid conjecture. Gillian and David worked together from 1993 to 2002 and starred in the movie version in 2008. Although it seems every fan in the world wanted to get the two together, a relationship was never declared during filming.

Now wait a second, here. I thought that Gillian was gay? Or is gay? I definitely heard somewhere that she was all about the ladies these days, but I don’t know. Maybe I was wrong, or invented it, or had a weird dream one night, I couldn’t tell you. But if this is true? MAN. Can you imagine what it’d be like as a fly in that house? These two could be the new ROBSTEN. They could take the media by STORM as SMULDER. Or MULLY. Or hey, even something like Ducanderny. Anduchon. SMULDER.

Who knows. Maybe it’s true, and maybe there’s some kind of X-Files reunion thing going to happen soon. That’s usually how these things play out, and then not too far down the road, someone goes and sleeps with a director and helps to ruin another marriage. It’s only a matter of time, guys. You wait. David Duchovny’s going to be sleeping with Steven Spielberg any day now.

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    • She is into carpet munching. She’s also into peen (she’s been married and just had a long-term boyfriend). One doesn’t have to be just one or the other, you know…=)

  • Didn’t David Duchovny go to sex addict therapy to save his marriage to Tea Leoni a while back? Always thought that sex addiction excuse was really ludicrous.

    • I’m with you. Sex Addition is most likely an expression of accessibility and mild narcissism or bi-polar.

      How many people do you know that could/would resist having lots of sex if tons of attractive partners begged them for it? Not many.

      Apparently she booted Mark Griffiths (or he booted her). They had two kids together. Too bad about them I suppose.

      As for Gillian being gay, she JUST opened up a few months ago about being bisexual. Maybe this is why they broke up? I dunno. She seems kinda fuzzy on the topic.