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Quotables: Bristol Palin Isn’t Sorry For All That Reality TV

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“You’re going to talk about me if I’m in my little life in Alaska or if I’m in L.A., so I might as well just have fun with it. I just think that god provides opportunities like this, and you can either go out and do them or not do them.”

Bristol Palin on the recent announcement that she was chosen for the ‘Dancing With the Stars’ All-Star cast. Because, you know, people really, really care when her son’s got some new homophobic slurs that they need to hear, and to witness Bristol’s bad dancing and equally-bad parenting. Sure.

Thing is, Bristol? Here’s a little reality check—your mom’s no longer all that relevant, and you’re even less relevant than she, so no—people wouldn’t be talking about you if you were in Alaska because THEY’D FORGET ABOUT YOU. As it is, you’re in L.A., all up in people’s faces and televisions, and you’re a mockery to responsible young adults trying to make it on your own. You’re a joke and that’s why people are still talking about you.

Go away. Seriously.

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  • Who would have ever guessed that God is into reality television? Atheism feels better every moment.

  • I would like her to go away as well. I am not a celebrity gossip blogger so I don’t have the ability to ignore the stories/ quotes about her.
    But you do. I’m certain that there are many others who would also appreciate it.

  • I just wish the hate mongers would SHUT up! People are so damn insecure about themselves they have to spread hatred everywhere they go. It is a shame that attacking everyone makes you feel better. Bristol Palin may not be the ideal mom or the best person in the world but then again NOONE is perfect!! Everyone should take a look at themselves before you go throwing any stones!! As far as the atheism comment goes…we live in America where religious freedom is a part of our heritage..If you choose not to beleive then that’s fine with me but I’d rather live my live beleiving there is a god and die and find out there isn’t than to live like there is no God and die and find out there was!!! Everyone is entitled to their opinions, I happen to like Bristol even though I do not like or support some of the choices she has made. People need to practice what they preach and clean up there own lives before they go and try to correct other people’s lives..I’m just saying……