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Is Orlando Bloom Single Again?

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From Celebrity Fix:

Both Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have been spotted without their wedding rings, sparking rumours their marriage is in trouble.

29-year-old Miranda was snapped without hers in New York last week, and a friend of the couple told Famous magazine that their relationship could be on the rocks.

“[Miranda and Orlando’s marriage] might be in trouble,” they said.

“She’s not wearing her ring, and she’s had a lot on her plate — it could be that somewhere along the way her relationship with Orlando may have slipped between the cracks,” said the friend.

But Miranda’s new rep, Annie Kelly, has denied the claims. “There is absolutely no truth in the headline or story,” she said.

First, these days, I don’t even know why these celebrities’ reps decide to issue statements. It’s like, you either are or you aren’t splitting up, but one thing is for certain—reps lie. They constantly tell tall tales for the sake of damage control and kids, and they’re absolutely, indubitably not to be trusted.

Second? This wouldn’t surprise me at all. When Orlando started dating Miranda after his long-term relationship with the relatively-down-to-earth Kate Bosworth, I was kind of surprised. Miranda was, of course, a Victoria’s Secret model with enough glamorous pamper-my-ass baggage to sink a ship, and I didn’t think Orlando really got down with high-maintenance chicks like that (but what the hell do I know). Yeah, they built a sweet little family, but Miranda‘s always running her pretentious little mouth as to how people should live, and honestly, is starting to come across a little bit like our favorite good-living guru, Gwyneth Paltrow.

I’m hearing lately that she’s always talking about “natural” childbirth, “natural” living, “natural” gardening, “natural” everything, and while there’s nothing wrong with that whatsoever, it’s all in the way you’re perceived, and word on the street is that Miranda can be a condescending, judgey little bitch who acts all entitled to everything wonderful and pure and clean and non-pedestrian.

I wonder what’s up with all of this, huh?

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  • Just for the record, the rumor came from Famous magazine and the only thing that can sum up that mag is a big fat eyeroll. It’s like Star but worse.

  • The contract is over..? The marriage didn’t make them high-end-highfaluting famous as they wanted?

  • My only problem with this is the part where you say that Kate Bosworth wouldn’t have been high maintenance… ultimate clingy fame-whore, if ever there was

    • Was just gonna say the same thing.. She staged a meeting between her and Orlando after the breakup and by coincedence the paps were there. When she broke up with Skarsgard she was constantly seen at his usual hangout-spots. And there’s of course the video/photos of their public fight, she yelled at him and told him to fuck off. And she was well aware someone was filming them. (can’t find the link though, but pics/vids are out there).

  • I couldn’t live with someone, much less marry someone, who uses “natural” like that very often.

    I’d just be like: “Well, NATURALLY, I’m going to go eat a couple of cheeseburgers.”

  • The fuck??!! Miranda Kerr is a genuinely NICE person. I’ve yet to see any interview of hers where she doesn’t come across as completely sweet, down-to-earth and sincere. Unlike Gwyneth, she isn’t judge-y at all, her opinions are rooted in a real effort and wish to help and enlighten people. She’s a licensed health coach god dammit! I actually believe she talks so much about health and self-worth because this is in fact, her true passion, and maybe not so much modeling..

  • Orlando is also really into the “natural” lifestyle, so I can’t imagine that being an issue. I would be surprised if this was true – they seem to have a lot in common (what little we actually know of them).

  • I think everything sounds judgy from young, pretty women. We judge as part of our every day evaluation process. The whole gossip trade revolves around it! It’s not a bad message to get back to basics. Gardening IS good for your soul. I don’t need her to tell me this, but I don’t care that she is saying it. As for rumors about couples we will never know personally, ‘meh’.

  • To the person who says she is a genuinely nice person…how do you know? Your opinion is formed by interviews, pictures, etc…, all of which is PR. Even the most malevolent person can pretend to be nice on for 10 minutes on the Letterman show. Knowing how much PR works to craft an image of people, I wouldn’t judge her by her interviews

  • Well one of my good friends dad was a principle stuntman on pirates of the Caribbean and told me that Orlando is a pretentious douchebag. He wouldn’t talk to anyone and refused to do any stunt work even small

  • Well one of my good friends dad was a principle stuntman on pirates of the Caribbean and told me that Orlando is a pretentious douchebag. He wouldn’t talk to anyone and refused to do any stunt work, even small things. So from talking to someone that’s met him he’s a whiny brat… So perfect match! Haha