For those of you who didn’t even know that Paris Hilton was in this series of photos, I know. I had to check a couple times, too. And for those of you who couldn’t take your eyes off her pallid granny ass, I commend you. Some people are really good at self-punishment and doing things like looking at the sun for an hour without blinking, and that’s cool because it’s your talent. I give you props.
TMZ claims that Paris Hilton was involved in a parking garage scuffle where a paparazzi attempted to take some pictures of Paris and her friend, the icky Brandon Davis, while they were exiting the building, and instead of the photographer taking off with his tail between his legs, he struck out and tried to blast one of Paris’s people with his camera. I love this. From TMZ:
Hilton was leaving the new Bootsy Bellows nightclub on Sunset Blvd. with her old pal Brandon Davis and some other friends … when a man in their group tried to pry a photog’s camera out of his hands. An eyewitness tells us the photog tried to hit the dude with his camera.
During the struggle, Hilton — wearing a tiny blue dress — was knocked into a wall. She appeared to be OK … and eventually left the parking structure.
And what a set of photos they got. I don’t even need to clarify.
I mean, what about this photo right here:
And this one:
Is Brandon Davis such a c-nt that he can’t even *try* to help his friend up off the ground? I know that Paris Hilton is a twastic parasite and all, but even twastic parasites sometimes need help being peeled off the filthy floor from whence they came.
He’s a winner, folks.
Images courtesy of TMZ
Look at the gut hanging over the belt of whom I’m assuming is her bodyguard in the 5th & 6th photo? Ick!!
Brandon is cool and calm with her being beat up.. it’s her type of publicity and normal with their crowd.. he’s seen this happen many times as that hooker reported working with Parasite in the Middle East… when they were making a bunch of money overseas staring in gangbang orgies for very rich men. Like Lindsay they crave controversy, exposure, shock value attention, drama while somewhat caught up in dangerous situations with fans and photographers..