You’re kidding, right? This is Jessica Simpson a whole six weeks after birthing her baby girl, Maxwell Drew? You’d think by the way some people talked about her during her pregnancy that she’d be the size of a damn house. Of course, I knew better. I was one of the few who thought Jessica was an absolutely adorable pregnant lady, and I didn’t really fuss all too much about her size. When you have a lady who’s got a naturally large rack and couple that with the fact that she’s not a steel pole to begin with, you’re going to look a hell of a lot curvier than you normally would on a non-pregnant day.
Jess only started working out over the past week or two, because—ahem—unlike some people, she actually allowed her REAL Cesarean incision to heal, and often times, doctors suggest you wait the six weeks before engaging in any kind of strenuous physical activity like exercising.
Looking good, Jess. Looking even better than most people probably figured you would at this point, and doesn’t that make you feel good? Even though, you know, you shouldn’t even give their opinions a second thought. Most of us love you just the way you are, special lady.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH!
Look out she’s gonna blow!
What’s wrong, Sarah? You take this thing too personally and talk about it way too much. HAVING SAID THAT, Jessica still has the “tiny feet” syndrome. You know you have it when you’re so porky that your feet start to look like Yosemite Sam’s! She also needs a sign on her ass that says “Wide Load.” Well, honey, maybe it’s what’s called “childbearing hips.” Is that nice enough?
You are guys are mean. She is trying her est to loose the weight.
GIVE THE WOMAN A BREAK, SHE WAS REALLY PREGNANT, NOT LIKE BEYONCE, KATIE HOLMES OR KELLY PRESTON…
Kinda like being really stupid, huh?