I know: you guys are thinking, “God, as if I needed another reason, Sarah?”
These are photos of Eva Mendes being all domestic and shopping for things like flowers and Pyrex baking dishes, and I could completely vomit at how beautiful her stupid face is even without its stupid makeup on. It’s like, come on. Stop bragging, Eva. We already know you’re beautiful as it is, and we already know how damn lucky you are because you get to sleep next to (oh, and with) Ryan Gosling night in and night out, and now you really have to go and stick in our faces how lovely your face is first thing in the morning? I guess it’s all that Ryan Gosling-sex, you’re right. If any of us woke up next to Ryan Gosling in the morning, we’d probably look this good, too. You make a good point.
Also, I happened to notice that girl’s got eggs, flour, and bagged frozen fruit in the basket, so I’m going to surmise that she’s going to bake her man, Ryan Gosling, a fruit cobbler. And I have just THE BEST recipe for fruit cobbler, and it’s been tested. Recently. I made it last week, and it was so amazing that I had to fight with myself (almost physically) to not eat the entire thing. It was that. good.
So, you know, Eva, if you’re looking for some tips on how to bake a man-catching cobbler, just, you know, give me your passcode to Ryan’s house and I’ll whip it up nice and good for him. I definitely won’t be telling you how I’m totally planning on changing the code once I’m in so that you’re unable to barge in and interrupt what’s sure to be a lovely night of cobbler and candlelight (and I just bought the most darling taper candles), accusing me of sabotaging your plans and stealing your ideas, because really. Where would that leave me, then? I’ll tell you where: on the shitty side of a restraining order, duh.
Man, if you hadn’t mention her name I wouldn’t have recognized her.. She looks Asian in the top-photo, never would have guessed it was her…
Are there actually any people in Hollywood that are natural beauties? Every ‘without makeup’ pic scares the hell outta me.
Give us the recipe! Years ago Sasha leaked her sloppy joe recipe and I still use it.
Here you go!:
Ingredients
1 pint of fresh blackberries
1 pint of fresh raspberries
1 stick of butter
1 1/4 cups sugar (I prefer turbinado, but white granulated is fine, too)
1 cup of heavy cream (you can use milk, but it just isn’t the same)
1 cup of self-rising flour (if you only have regular flour, use 1 cup of flour + 1 1/4 tsp. baking powder and 1/4 tsp. salt)
Directions
Melt butter in saucepan on cooktop (but don’t let it burn; as soon as it melts, take it off the heat).
Pour 1 cup of the sugar and all of the flour into large mixing bowl and whisk in heavy cream.
Whisk melted butter into the mixture – blend well!
Using non-stick spray or butter, coat the bottom and sides of a medium-sized baking dish.
Pour sugar/flour/butter mixture into dish, and dump your fresh berries on top.
Sprinkle the remaining 1/4 cup of sugar over the top and bake at 350 for an hour, or until bubbly and golden.
Enjoy! It’s soooo good.
haha you should see her in the ”night at the roxbury” movie, girl had a different nose back in the days.
Because it was an imposter replacement…
!!!!!!!!!! Is that a SMILE!?!? What’s up with her alien eyes??
It looks like she’s wearing a maternity outfit. Oh god I hope Ryan didn’t sperminate her. End of the world as we know it.
Thanks for the recipe! I’m going to make it for the company I am having over on friday :)
Well, maybe she will make a similar one with all that stuff she’s carrying and like you, Sarah, feel like she has to eat it all as it’s so nice, but unlike you, who showed restraint (you did, right?) she will devour it all, and then another one and another, and so on until she had reached Gigantor size and then Ryan will run away and there will be hope for others??!
Me? Show restraint on a baked confection? Never happen. LOL
She looks like a chipmunk. Never found chipmunks attractive.