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Demi Moore Is Not Getting Back Together With Ashton Kutcher, OK?

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Remember those Tweets that Emily told you about? The ones that were magically pulled down earlier this weekend? Here they are, back in “context”—Wiz Khalifa, apparently someone who Demi follows on Twitter, Tweeted something that Demi favorited:

“We all make mistakes. Don’t let that be the reason you give up on somebody.”

And then later on in the day, Demi Tweeted something from The Love Stories:

“Sometimes you have to love people from a distance and give them space and time to get their minds right.”

Couple that with the story that Demi and Ashton reunited at a mutual friend’s birthday party, complete with big, soppy ‘I’m sorry’ lovefest that—of course—just had to take place in a public venue, and you’d think that the two were on the road to reconciliation, right? According to Demi, not so fast. Last night, Demi fired back at the rumors that she still wants Ashton back (and is still apparently waiting for him to welcome her back), and said that the media puts their own spin on things to twist the actual meaning:

“You have to laugh at the media’s need to twist and take tweets out of context so they can create fictitious stories to sell to the public! Nice bit of wisdom passed on to me, ‘the faster you find what’s funny about something, the better it is!’

First of all, come on. There’s no twisting her own Tweet of “SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO LOVE PEOPLE FROM A DISTANCE AND GIVE THEM SPACE AND TIME TO GET THEIR MINDS RIGHT.” How could anyone with half a brain interpret that otherwise? Or, wait—I guess Demi was speaking in generalities, right? She wasn’t talking about anyone in particular, more just really

Also, the second part of that Tweet? I don’t even know what that means. ‘The faster you find what’s funny about something, the better it is’? What exactly are we talking about here? Jokes? Asparagus? A decade of love wasted on a douchebag that’s stuck in his adolescence? I’m afraid I can’t exactly appreciate how funny it is because I just … well, I’m just not quite sure what’s so funny about this. Guess the joke’s on me, then, is that it?

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