Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The One Where Courtney Stodden Pretends to Be A Cat

Look, I know some of you don’t enjoy reading about Courtney Stodden. I know some of you don’t get any amusement from watching her prance around like a jackass. But people say the same thing about Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, right?  And they’re pretty much staples in the world of gossip. Sometimes there are just people in this world that are so fascinating that they’re able to achieve fame by doing absolutely nothing. And of course I don’t mean fascinating in a good way, I mean that these people are so ridiculous, ignorant, entitled, or any number of other negative attributes that they’re interesting to watch. I don’t have a good thing to say about any of these people, other than that they’ve brought me a giggle at their expense a time or two. But they’re not going anywhere, and they put in so much effort to get media attention, and, you know, I have a job to do. And that’s why you hear so much about Courtney Stodden.

Besides, this girl is eating Purina Cat Chow out of the bag and kicking around a litter box in a pair of lucite heels. What kind of monster would I be if I didn’t share that with you?

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  • Dear Lord. I can only surmise that she has been up to the top of that tree on several previous occasions and has fallen repeatedly on her head. Nothing else could possibly provide a reasonable explanation

  • This is what happens when you have no friends, no career, and no education whatsoever.

  • GOD! I feel sorry for her Dogs! Lol My cat has a hell of a lot more sense then that girl does.

  • This kitty is clearly displaying early signs of rabid behavior:

    “Furious rabies is characterized by extreme behavioral changes, including overt aggression and attack behavior. Paralytic rabies, also referred to as *dumb* rabies, is characterized by weakness and loss of coordination in the cat, followed by paralysis.”

    The only humane thing to do in this situation is to euthanize the poor creature.

  • I think she’s eaten too much cat litter and it has affected her brain. That was the most idiotic thing I’ve ever watched.