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Courtney Stodden Does A Toddlers and Tiaras Parody

Yes, Courtney Stodden did a video parodying Toddlers and Tiaras, but she went the extra mile to gross us out by playing a seven-year-old girl playing Anna Nicole Smith. Yikes.

Just in case anyone forgot, Anna Nicole Smith was a woman who dropped out of high school during her sophomore year and eventually became a stripper. She married her first husband when she was 17 and she had her first child when she was 18. A few years later she divorced her husband, and a year after that she married a wealthy 89-year-old oil tycoon who she allegedly never lived with and who died a little over a year after their wedding. She worked as a model for Playboy and Guess jeans, she was in a handful of mediocre movies, she was a spokesperson for a dietary supplement, and she had her own reality show. She was known, at least in the later part of her life, for being a little wacky, seemingly from the effect of some sort of substance abuse. In the last few years of her life, she gave birth to a baby girl, dealt with loads of paternity drama, and saw her 20-year-old son die from an overdose. In 2007, just a few months after her son’s death, Anna died of an overdose herself.

And sure, Anna Nicole Smith was a beautiful, beautiful woman, and she was charming as hell. She had a lot of good qualities. But she’s not exactly someone to be admired, especially not by someone who has a good few things in common with her already. Courtney’s got a similar vibe, she’s got the older, richer husband, and she’s working on the reality show. It’s not hard to imagine Courtney leading the kind of life that Anna did, is it?

Also, “Courtney’s daddy is 52 and is made out of sugar.” Ugh.

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  • Okay, seriously, who is paying you to keep running stories on this broad? There is clearly no other reason for you to continue covering her. Please fess up or at least put a clear indication that it’s a sponsored post. It’s offensive to your readership.