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It’s a Slow News Day, So Let’s Talk About Britney Some More

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Seriously, it’s like, when there’s nothing else going on, everyone just uses the opportunity to try to get their name in the papers by saying something about Britney Spears.

Up now: Moby.

I know, right?

Here’s what he had to say to British rag The Sun:

“She’s like this Tennessee Williams tragic figure. The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late 90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat.”

Yeah, that’s right, Moby called Britney Spears fat.

Love it.

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