From The Situation‘s very own website:
Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino is home and would like to thank his fans, friends, family, and business partners for their continued support and words of encouragement.
He is now stronger and better than ever, and excited for this new amazing chapter in his life.
With your positive reinforcement and a whole new outlook on life – there are so many great things on the horizon, and I am sure you will all be excited for the many new projects Sitch has in development.
Words alone cannot express how much you all mean to Mike, and his gratitude for the care you showed him is infinite.
You guys truly are the best!
Aren’t you so happy! He’s excited for this amazing new chapter in life! And since the Shore is going to start filming for its 6th season (ohmigod I can’t even pretend for a second that I’m not shocked and/or dismayed that this has been happening five consecutive seasons), he’s all amped up because he’s going to be bigger and better than ever! I’m all sorts of excited, myself, because someone – whoever wrote this – actually refers to Michael Sorrentino as ‘Sitch’. They call him Sitch, and they’re serious when they do it. That’s the part that *I’m* most excited about.
But yeah! Rehabbed in just two weeks, that’s, what, got to be some kind of record, huh (I checked; it’s not)? I’m assuming he can turn water into wine and walk on water? Hey! “Sitch” is just in time for Easter, you know – maybe he could really bust out some impressive moves and …
I’m sorry. I just can’t continue under these pretenses. The Situation is as full of shit as his show and all of the people who take him seriously. Word.
OH the amount of raging douche happening in this picture! makes me laugh my ass off at first, then cry a little on the inside realizing so many of these worthless people exist…
…and get paid handsomely for being a raging douche. Yeah, it makes me want to abandon all hope.
cheers to THAT, mate, ugh.
I know … but I think it’s one of my new favorite pictures.
he’s just gotten out of rehab-in two weeks-and thinks it’s a good idea to put himself back in the hard partying setting of Jersey Shore? i think this was just some bullshit MTV made him do so he could continue on the show aka the meal ticket…he’s gonna be back in the gutter real soon
Him and is brother definately did not win the good-looks genes in that family! Twin douches!!