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Quotables: Jennifer Love Hewitt is on the Prowl Again

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“I always have my eyes out. I just read two days ago that Adam Levine is single again … I’m just saying. Look, we would be cute.”

OK, first of all, gross. I’m actually really grossed out by Adam Levine, and I’m not even sure why. I don’t know if it’s the whiny voice, or the beady little eyes, or if it’s a turn-off that he freely admits to barebacking with all of his girlfriends. I just don’t know. Second of all, how pathetic? Putting out a call for a date on a talk show? On Ellen’s talk show, nonetheless?

I’ve long been a fan of Jennifer Love Hewitt, and I know her idiosyncrasies like how she’s sort of desperate and can’t really keep a man for longer than a few weeks, and how, in that few weeks, she manages to whore him out on every occasion she gets so that he wants to retreat into a deep, dark hole (and not that one, unfortunately for her), only to never be seen in public again? Yeah. Because that’s just how it is.

Plus, despite my general distaste for Adam, he seems to only go for the uber-thin, uber-perfect supermodel type, and guys, let’s not delude ourselves here. Jennifer Love Hewitt is hot, but she’s no supermodel these days. A decade ago, sure. She was a hot ticket. But I think Adam’s more into the “get girls who every guy wants” schtick rather than the “get the girl who wants every guy” thing.

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  • I think her soul mate is a gay man. Seriously. She’s probably the best friend a gay guy could want.

  • Also, they have been promoting the hell out of her new show “the Client List” on Lifetime. Seriously, they’ve been playing a commercial for it during every commercial break for the last few months. At this point, I do NOT want to see it because I’m just so darn sick of the commercial.

  • I’m grossed out by Jennifer Love Hewitt! I find her to be so annoying and she comes across as desperate! It cracks me up that she wrote a book or did a show or something on dating and she is supposedly the expert and she can’t even hold on to a man for two weeks without him dumping her! Ok whatever!