The Situation Checked Out of Rehab Already

That was fast.

After only, like, two weeks of treatment, it’s the miracles of all miracles: The Situation is clean, anti-drug, and ready to get back to his real life. Which means that tomorrow, he’ll be dirty, packed with drugs, and fist-pumping to really shitty club music. Cool, right? TMZ reported last night that The Situation left the Cirque Lodge center in Utah because everything’s just hunky dory. Those Cirque people sure do work fast, huh? Mike’s been released from his “very serious drinking problem,” and will probably never touch another controlled substance, like, again.

Party on, Wayne.

Also, if you want to lower your IQ by about thirty points today, check out these American Reunion promos featuring The Situation and some of his castmates partying with the cast of American Reunion. At least the ones with no real career to speak of, anyway (that leaves you out, Alyson Hannigan).