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Oh, Jason Biggs, No

See, we just don’t mock people that do things like this. Because it’s not normal, and unless you’re under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol Lindsay Lohan, then chances are, it’s mental illness that makes you do them. And mental illness is just not funny or worthy of mockery. Just ask Britney Spears.

Anyway, it all went down in a Chicago news station, where Jason stripped down to his birthday suit and ran around for awhile in a tongue-in-cheek attempt to mock the public breakdown of Invisible Children’s founder, Jason Russell. Nothing says “drum up publicity for a movie that’s sure to suck” more than public nudity. Stifler was also in attendance, but kept his clothes on unfortunately. And I say “unfortunately,” because seeing Stifler naked is probably the lesser of two evils when you think about Jason Biggs, and this clip (the NSFW red-band trailer for American Reunion) does nothing for his appeal factor:

Nope, not funny, Jason. Not one bit.

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  • usually i would agree with you, but in this kony2012 case I don’t I would say that Karma’s a b*tch and that Jason Russell using the pain and suffering of thousands to make money under fraudulous circumstances for a dodgy organization that pays him obnoxious amounts of said money to spread lies and propaganda has just had Karma pay him a visit. The stress that drove him to his psychotic break is the final realization that he is a complete fraud and that he had been found out by MILLIONS of people. That would drive someone off the cliff for sure. It’s sad but 100% his fault. Had the internet not existed and he would have put that up as an informercial asking for money like back in the day kony2012 would have made millions off of false claims and under false pretense because the information that they are a fraud would not have been circulated quickly enough if at all. That is SERIOUSLY criminal, morally corrupt and generally disgusting. So yeah, this gets a pass from me. You can’t compare this to Britney, she never did anything like this. She just got real sick. I’m happy to see she’s doing great now.

  • KONY AFFAIR – FAKE. AMERICAN PROPAGANDA TO DESTROY AFRICA. JOSEPH KNOY HAS BEEN DEAD SINCE A FEW YEARS. JUST LIKE BIN LADEN. NATION OF RETARDS!