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Your Daily Gosling: Are Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes OVER?!

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Oh please let this be true, please let this be true.

From the Daily Mail:

The six-month romance between Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes has hit a rocky patch. Last week, the handsome Drive star was spotted having dinner in Cape Town with a German model. Ryan, 31, has been staying at the One And Only Hotel in the South African city after telling friends he needed some time ‘to think’.

A source says the couple ‘are having trouble seeing eye to eye’ He had flown there without 38-year-old Eva and was seen dining with a blonde at the Grand Cafe, a fashionable beachside haunt. ‘Ryan and Eva are having trouble seeing eye to eye,’ says a mole. ‘He was having dinner with a blonde model who said she was from Berlin. He tried to disguise himself with a woolly hat and scarf and seemed eager not to be noticed as they sat at a beach table, but he was clearly entranced by her.’

Ryan and Eva met on the thriller The Place Beyond The Pines, which is due out later this year, and producers fear they may announce a break-up before the promotional tour. Last night a spokesman for Eva insisted the pair were still together.

Oh yes. Oh thank you God. I don’t know who this fabled model is, but hopefully she’s got an iota’s-worth of intellect to her so that we can be happy with the woman Ryan‘s chosen to settle with, however temporarily (no doubt it’ll be temporarily). And a “spokesman for Eva” said that the pair was “still together”? Funny, considering it was never officially confirmed that they were even dating. I mean, yeah, obviously, they were, but sounds to me like someone’s on a damage-control rampage, and that someone definitely doth protest too much.

Wonder what’s going to happen to Eva after all of this blows over, you know? And if this whole dating-a-model thing doesn’t work out, who do you think Ryan should set his sights on next? Leave it in the comments and we can vote for the best. Wouldn’t it be great if it were someone like, I don’t know, ? Or, ooh! Ooh! Zooey Deschanel! How about that one?

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  • Hello Mrs Empress Eva Mendes,how’s thangs?Well uh,I & I really think that you’re a very cool actress & I honestly think that being an actor & an actress is a really cool profession,but anyway how was your day?And I & I think that you’re so cool that I wrote ya a love song using ma own lyrics,& the name of this song is called You Look Like A Hawaiian Empress,& dear sexy Mrs Eva Mendes,I wrote ma track to the instrumental of a Hip-Hop song called Fall Up Off Me Hoe that was originally sang by a great hip-hop artist called Indo G,but dear sexy Mrs Empress Eva Mendes,please don’t take this the wrong way,because in no way am I & I saying that you’re a whore,the reason why I wrote ma song to Fall Up Off Me Hoe,is because it has a really great sounding instrumental & that is why I & I wrote ma song to it’s instrumental,so dear sexy Mrs Queen Eva Mendes,here is ma love track for ya that I wrote to the instrumental of Fall Up Off Me Hoe that was originally sang by Indo G,but I used ma own lyrics to write ma track to it’s instrumental,do please & enjoy,have a cool day Mam,oh uh dear sexy Mrs Eva Mendes,I almost forgot to mention,whenever ya see the word floss it means to flaunt ya sexyness in an angelic kind of way,oh uh one more thing the word rolling in ma track means to do your thang

    Da Song Title:You Look Like A Hawaiian Empress

    Da chorus for sexy Mrs Mendes:

    I’LL take ya shopping,girl,if you like,I don’t drive bikes,but,girl it’s alright,yo,you’re so smooth,plus,girl you’re so nice,girl,you’re a star,plus honey,you’re so bright,like the lights,girl you’re,
    alright,flow,as the wind,blows,sexy everytime,everynight,floss in the lights,walk out,with the other stars,sexy everytime

    Ma Verse 1 for Mrs Eva Mendes:

    Park your cars,& step out in the lights,shine,smile,honey,babe,rolling everytime,model honay,modeling is nice,with your,kind of style,you should hang out everynight,with me babe,& homies,that I like,like,ma Home Boy,Johnnay,honay,laughing,all the time,we’ll make you, smile,saying things,that you like,yeah,sexy honey,saying things that you like

  • Hello sexy Mrs Eva,in case you may be wondering who is ma Father,he lives in His Holy Temple somewhere in Mount Zion,& yes ma fair one,in a holy temple,seated with some elders in a holy throne,with a sceptre in his hands

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