And you know what I’m disappointed about? The awful absence of awesome alliteration. Yeah, we got the typical double-entendre of “Ooh! I’m all wet!” but that kind of humor can’t hold a candle to Courtney’s candid and off-the-cuff conceptualization of connoted, clandestine cunnilingus. Oh, and also using the Lord’s name to sexualize your dreams. Courtesy of Courtney’s Twitter:
Delight yourself in the LORD and he will give you the desires of your heart. Psalms 37:4
I think that reads heart, Courtney, and not cooch. You know, HEART? COOCH? No. Not even close.
So anyway, this is Courtney Stodden’s latest project for freecreditscore.com. In a nutshell, two friends go fishing for that “big score,” and after catching little fish with little hooks, they try a big hook. And they hook a big hooker mermaid who is, you guessed it, Courtney Stodden! While luxuriously laying on limestone, Courtney shakes her tits and ruffles her damp hair as the camera pans to catch the boys’ slack-jawed expressions as she makes her “Ooh!” comment and various sexual squeaks.
Man. Is there anything this girl can’t do?
Free Credit Report came out and said this was NOT a commercial for them, they have NOT hired her.