No, I guess it isn’t very nice to tell someone that they look like a pedophile, because first, anyone can look like a pedophile and we wouldn’t even know it because there are probably some attractive and not-at-all creepy-looking pedophiles running around out there. Second, it’s in bad taste to assume that anyone sporting an unflattering mustache could look like a stereotypical pedophile. I mean, it’s not like I’m using this photo as an example to go by in comparison or anything:
That guy right up there is Jeffrey Jones, who you might recognize as the principal from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off or as the dad from Beetlejuice. He’s kind of a pedophile (if anyone can “kind of” be a pedophile), in that he made an underage Asian boy pose for sexually explicit photos. I suppose that’s a pedophile, yes?
So would it be wrong to say that poor little Michael Cera here looks like a pedo? Well, no, not necessarily. He does, indeed, resemble Jeffrey Jones, what with his creepy ‘stache and all, and Jeffrey Jones is a pedophile of sorts, so I guess it’s not an entirely horrible correlation to make, just based on looks. Aside from the fact, that, you know, the adorable little Michael Cera is NOT a pedophile. That part’s just bang out of line.
Boyfriend there just needs to shave the hell out of that mustache and lose the creepy fisherman’s hat. I Know What You Did Last Summer, anyone? I mean, even my four-year-old was freaked out. She said, “Mama, is that a boy or a girl?” and I said, “It’s a boy, honey,” and left it at that. I continued working and editing the photo, and after a few minutes of silence, she poked my shoulder and leaned in close to my ear: “That’s a pretty scary boy.”
Ah, from the mouths of children.