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Robert Pattinson Was on the Cover of GQ, Still Isn’t as Hot as Edward Cullen

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He’s still alright, though, I guess, yes? I mean, he’s not nearly as striking without coal-black eyes and cold, marble skin (and superhuman strength and glittery pecs), but I sure wouldn’t kick him out of bed or anything. And what has he been up to lately, you ask? Aside from shaving his head and eating all of Kristen Stewart’s food? Apparently taking Kristen out to eat, surprise surprise!

Friends at Hollywood Life say that their eyewitnesses dined just feet from Robert and Kristen, and when Robert wasn’t stuffing his face with desserts, he was stuffing Kristen’s face with desserts at The Soho House in LA:

“They acted like two teenagers in love. They both definitely had a sweet tooth; they ordered FOUR desserts between the two of them to split! They had the Persimmon Pudding with coffee ice cream, the Meyer Lemon Pie with blueberries, an order of homemade cookies, and the Peanut Butter Brittle. They are both just adorable — especially when Rob tried to feed Kristen a huge piece of the pie. They just laughed and really enjoyed each other’s company.”

Four desserts. FOUR. DESSERTS. Guys, that seriously explains so much. Here I was thinking that Rob was beefing up because he and Kristen have reached that contentment phase in their relationship where it’s completely OK to sit around and do nothing but stuff your face with things that’ll probably kill you in the end anyway and where the males develop that oh-so-attractive hips-are-bigger-than-my-bum look that we ladies (who shouldn’t talk anyway, as our backsides spread wider inch by inch, year by year, Paula Deen casserole by Paula Deen casserole) just adore, and it’s probably that, but it’s DEFINITELY the desserts, too. I love it.

I’m so glad to hear that these two are still together, because it gives me hope that there are some relatively normal couples left in Hollywood that are willing to just enjoy one another’s company over hot bowls of fresh, sugar-and-calorie-laden sweets.

And probably because I just re-read Twilight for whatever reason and their potent love story is still fresh in my mind. That too.

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  • The only thing potent about the love story in Twilight is that it reeks of shit. There is nothing desirable about either Bella or Edward, and the dangerous dependence they have on each other is NOT romantic in any way.