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Don’t come around Prince William and Kate Middleton in casual wear

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Americans are freaking out because Prince William and Kate Middleton (who seems to be in a better place with her second pregnancy now) are making their FIRST trip to New York City (well, at least in an official capacity) next month. How exciting! Even though we created an entire war to break free from our British roots, as a nation we’re now obsessed with our parents across the pond and can’t get enough of them, especially the royal family.

Getting any access at all to the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge is a massive honour, and only a limited amount of press have been given the privilege. However, there’s been some amount of uproar (tiny murmurs of an uproar) since the British Monarchy has given official guidelines on how all who come anywhere near Wills & Kate – even down to the lowly service people – should be dressed at all times.

Journalists wishing to cover Royal engagements, whether in the United Kingdom or abroad, should comply with the dress code on formal occasions out of respect for the guests of The Queen, or any other member of the Royal Family.

Smart attire for men includes the wearing of a jacket and tie, and for women a trouser or skirt suit. Those wearing jeans or trainers will not be admitted and casually dressed members of the media will be turned away. This also applies to technicians.

I feel like this is probably directed specifically towards Americans (it’s listed on the website as just being for any engagement the royal family undertakes), because the Brits see us as a bit sloppy and unkempt (as someone who spends a lot of time there, trust me on this). However, I don’t know any serious journalist worth his or her salt – and you’ll have to be, to have been approved access for this – who would turn up in jeans and a ripped t-shirt or whatever.

That being said, this requirement might be slightly more unreasonable/uncomfortable for technicians, whose job requires them to run here, there and everywhere and doesn’t really lend itself to formalwear. Ah, well. The price you pay for royalty!

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The Daily Links

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To be honest, I kinda forgot that Katrina Bowden was even a thing [Moe Jackson]

Everyone’s going crazy over Mark Salling‘s shirtless pics [Socialite Life]

Kate Beckinsale is as hot as ever these days, it seems [Popoholic]

Here are your sexiest social media pics of the week! [Celebslam]

You can’t go wrong with Katy Perry in a bikini [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Odell Beckham Jr made the best football catch of the season [The Blemish]

So this is why we never see Taylor Swift‘s bellybutton [The Frisky]

Selena Gomez forgot to wear a bra to the AMAs [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Nicole Kidman on the red carpet: hell yeah, or no thanks? [Celebitchy]

JWoww and her man got matching tattoos for their kid [Too Fab]

India denied Kim Kardashian a visa, for obvious reasons [ICYDK]

There’s trouble in paradise for Scott Disick and Khloe Kardashian [I'm Not Obsessed]

Who’s excited to see ‘Peanuts: The Movie’? Here’s the trailer! [PopBytes]

Cara Delevingne and Pharrell are in the new Chanel movie together [Celebuzz]

Let’s do a 10 questions with Scarlett Johansson, shall we? [theBERRY]

Are we all excited for the new live action Cinderella movie? [Romance Beat]

Prince Harry played polo in Abu Dhabi for charity and looked hot [Socialite Life]

Sorry, but Hilary Duff doesn’t care about her parking ticket [Popoholic]

Oops, Heidi Klum slipped a nipple during a new photoshoot [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Kaley Cuoco seems to be in the throes of passion here [Celebslam]

I don’t really know what Kimberley Garner does, but she always looks so pretty! [Moe Jackson]

Let’s watch John Oliver take down Thanksgiving’s weirdest tradition [The Frisky]

Martha Hunt is extremely topless for Marie Claire [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

The ‘Jurassic World’ teaser trailer is here and it’s all for you [The Blemish]

Benedict Cumberbatch thinks if you like him, you’ll like his fiancée [Celebitchy]

Biz Markie lost 140 pounds because he really wanted to live [Too Fab]

Woody Harrelson is shocked that Liam and Chris Hemsworth are brothers [Celebuzz]

Kendra Wilkinson‘s mom isn’t happy she left her kids for reality TV [I'm Not Obsessed]

When did Amanda Palmer become an expert on love? [Romance Beat]

Katy Perry shames the Australian paparazzi for being “perverted and disgusting”

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Katy Perry is currently in Australia for the latest leg of her Prismatic World Tour, and when she’s not working, she likes to enjoy some downtime at the local beaches, just like anyone would. The only trouble is, she’s a famous popstar and gets “stalked” by paparazzi wherever she goes. These dudes are pretty persistent in Australia, apparently, and won’t go away even when she nicely but firmly tells them to buzz off and give her personal space.

So bothered was Katy by a recent experience with three men in particular that she publicly shamed them on Twitter, even going so far as to post photos of them, though to be honest, they don’t look like they really give a shit, unfortunately.

And here are the pictures…

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People think it’s so great to be famous, but THIS is the kinda bullshit you put up with. Nah, I’m good.

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Miley Cyrus celebrated her 22nd birthday with weed and dildos

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Miley Cyrus turned 22 on Sunday, and she decided to use this weekend as one massive celebration – a celebration that included weed, dildos, pizza and her new boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger. This whole shindig – which is migraine-inducing just to look at – was held at the Factory Nightclub in Los Angeles and, well… I don’t even think I need to say much about this. I’ll let the photos speak for themselves. Don’t you wish you were there?

#happybirthdaymileycyrus #happybirthdaymiley #patrickschwerzinger #patley #mileycyrus

A photo posted by ????Persian Smilers???? (@mileycyrvs_iran) on

Jesus, I’m exhausted now.

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Best, Worst, And WTF of AMAs Fashion 2014

I don't think it can get more WTF than this. Here's Frankie J. Grande, Ariana Grande's insufferable brother.

I don’t think it can get more WTF than this. Here’s Frankie J. Grande, Ariana Grande‘s insufferable brother.

Welcome to our Best, Worst, and WTF of AMAs Fashion 2014. What the hell is the point of the AMAs (American Music Awards) anyway? I think the point is for us to critique and criticize what everyone is wearing. So join me, and make your picks for who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the night!



TV show host Adrianna Costa. I’m sorry, but either wear a skirt that isn’t sheer or put on some damn pants, because the middle zone is ridiculous.

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Bill Cosby refuses to answer to “innuendos”

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Sure, the list of women coming forward about their experiences of rape and other sexual abuse at the hands of Bill Cosby over the past four decades continues to grow, but until now, Bill himself has remained mum on the subject, barely bothering to shake his head (in bewilderment? guilt? stupidity?) or seeming outright dismissive about it. But now, the man himself has finally spoken up about why he won’t be addressing these women: it’s quite frankly because he refuses to address “innuendos”.

On Friday, Cosby told Florida Today he won’t respond to “innuendos,” referring to the women’s accusations.

“I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy doesn’t have to answer to innuendos. People should fact-check. People shouldn’t have to go through that and shouldn’t answer to innuendos,” Cosby told the newspaper in a backstage interview before his sellout performance at the King Center for the Performing Arts in Melbourne.

I’m sorry, but I refuse to believe that a learned man like Dr. Bill Cosby – again, he has a fucking PhD. – doesn’t know the definition of the word “innuendo”. There is no innuendo involved – what we have are countless, detailed and explicit accusations of the hell this man put these women through. Don’t pretend you’re an idiot NOW – and certainly don’t treat US like we’re dumb enough to fall for your bullshit. Enough is enough.

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Kendra Wilkinson took Hank Baskett back because he’s naive and gullible

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Kendra Wilkinson is currently in Australia, where she’s appearing on the UK’s I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here (and is doing a hilarious job of it – watching her eat kangaroo dick is a highlight of 2014), but before she went, she sat down for an interview with US Weekly to explain why she’s staying with husband Hank Baskett despite the fact that he carried on a lengthy affair with a transgender model while she was at home raising their two kids (one of which had just been born).

So why are they still together? Well, hey, that poor sweet little Hank was just so “gullible and naive” that she can’t help but think he didn’t mean anything by it and they ought to give it another go. Really?

“It’s going to take a lifetime to trust him again,” Wilkinson admitted, to which her husband, 32, later replied, “I will spend my life trying to get Kendra to trust me again.”

“All I can say is I believe Hank. I love Hank. And he’s proven to me that he’s worth forgiving and fighting for,” she tells Us. “He was at the wrong place at the wrong time, and unfortunate things took place. He’s very gullible and naive.”

Far be it for me to tell someone what’s worth fighting for in their relationship and all, but I kinda think this is a joke. It has to be, right? Like, Kendra can’t honestly believe that this idiot is innocent and his junk just FELL into another woman… repeatedly… for months… I mean, WHAT?

Whatever. I think I’ll preserve what brain cells I can and not think about this any more.

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