Katy Perrytweeted a photo earlier that is just SHOCKING. Ms. Perry is seen holding two GIGANTIC BAGS just FILLED with pills!!…vitamin pills, but still, the amount really is SHOCKING. I try to take a lot of vitamins but if I take them without enough food I feel nauseous and I think, “Wow, this must be exactly how the Sex Pistols felt every day!”
The performer tweeted with the photo,
I’m all about that supplement & vitamin LYFE!
JESUS CHRIST, CALM DOWN, KATY. YOU’RE ON A DANGEROUS PATH. MOST WOMEN’S MULTIVITAMINS CONTAIN AT LEAST 50% MORE VITAMIN-C THAN MOST WOMEN NEED. ARE YOU EVEN AWARE OF THAT? I HOPE YOU HAVE PROPERLY CONFIGURED THE NUTRITIONAL VALUE OF EACH VITAMIN, BUT KNOWING YOU AND YOUR RECKLESS WAYS, YOU PROBABLY HAVEN’T DONE SHIT! YOU’RE PROBABLY BUSY GETTING HIGH OFF YOUR OWN PERFUME AND POPPING RASPBERRY KETONES!
COME BACK TO US, KATY. GET WELL SOON. WE’RE ALL PRAYING FOR YOU.
Jennifer Aniston plays a stripper (FINALLY, AM I RIGHT???) in her latest film, We’re The Millers. Despite the fact that we hear pretty much weekly that Ms. Anison has a “killer beach bod” (when we’re not hearing about how “pregnant” she is) we’re regularly updated that no, really, seriously you guys, Jennifer Aniston is really hot. I gotta say, for a 44 year-old woman ANY WOMAN she looks toned and tight and suck on that, Brad. She and her trainer tell us what’s up. From People:
I’ve always been in shape but I could never get rid of that little saddle bag and it was miraculous how it sort of melted away. (Aniston)
[Personal trainer] Ingber says that their three-day-a-week yoga practice helps keep the star’s body sculpted, from a holistic approach to fitness to healthy, organic eating. “Who doesn’t want longer legs?! She is very feminine, yet toned,” Ingber tells PEOPLE. “Athletic and slim.” And she recommends a move from her book to get similarly killer legs, which combines yoga’s Temple Pose with plié squats, finishing with 10 pulses at the bottom of the plié.
Cool, so basically we’re given no real info aside from the usual, “organic eating” and pilates/yoga clusterf-ck. TELL ME YOUR GODDAMN SECRETS, JENNIFER.
An insider says the arguing match between the trio all stemmed from Yeezus discovering Kris and Kim were secretly selling images of him and Kim, behind his back. That’s before we’re told Kayne began cussing Kim out, in front of SNL’s cast and crew, while Kris Jenner was being escorted out.
Here’s what an insider had to say:
“Kanye was an asshole and he was being very standoffish to everyone there. Lorne Michaels will never invite him back. Backstage Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian with Kanye and his bodyguards and basically hovering over him while they scream and yell. The whole cast fled out of the way and security had to be called.
Kim was crying and Kris was basically being carried away by security. Chris Rock tried to step in but Kanye just brushed him to the side and was like ‘Man! this is nothing.’ Kris was raving and screaming the whole time and she felt bad for Kim.”
Can you really blame him? I STILL think that Justin Bieber is the bigger SNL douche. So, to quote Kanye, “Let’s have a toast to the douchebags.”
As for Lorne Michaels banishing Kanye…not sure if this will really happen. Kanye didn’t actually wreck the show or do anything while on stage. I think it’s more likely that the Kardashians will be the banned ones, although I doubt Kanye OR Kim & Co. will ever want to go back to SNL. You may remember in 2010 Kanye performed “Power” on SNL, which includes the lyric, “F-ck SNL and the whole cast” — and Kanye changed that line just for the show. He even tweeted,
25 Minutes to dress rehearsal … Just saw Lorne Michaels … uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum …. Akwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard LOL!
I don’t know why you’d want to stay in Justin Bieber‘s house with or without him in it, but many of his friends seem to want to use his place as a party pad while he’s out and about, and he’s totally fine with that. Nevermind what the neighbours think! Between the massive raves and the racecar driving/face spitting, he sounds like a barrel of monkeys to live next door to – but there’s one caveat to all this. If you wanna stay, you gotta pay. Or, you know, sign a $5 million waiver saying you’ll pay if you so dare to open your mouth about anything that goes on in his house, whether he’s there or not.
TMZ has obtained a copy of a document EVERYONE must sign before entering Casa De Bieb in Calabasas, CA. The doc — a Liability Waiver and Release — warns that anyone who blabs about any of the goings on inside the mansion will get nailed, and that includes the “physical health, or the philosophical, spiritual or other views or characteristics” of Bieber or the guests.
The document makes it clear … anyone who violates the terms of the waiver will automatically be on the hook for $5 million in damages.
But wait … there’s more. If you dare tweet about the party — $5 mil. If you blog — $5 mil. If you Instagram — $5 mil.
And God knows what goes on inside, but the form warns there might be activities which are “potentially hazardous and you should not participate unless you are medically able and properly trained.”
And there’s more … The risks include “minor injuries to catastrophic injuries, including death.”
Uh… what in the hell goes on at Justin Bieber’s house? Also, I doubt much “philosophical” or “spiritual” shit is going down in that house, unless you count teenagers tripping on shitty acid and smoking weed until they pass out counts. I mean, I guess you know what they say – it ain’t a party unless you sign a NDA when you walk in the door. God, I really can’t stand this kid.
Considering that Lindsay Lohan was a pretty prominent figure in Hollywood from an early age and Saoirse Ronan is really only coming into her own as an actress that we respect but don’t actually know all that well, it’s a bit of a stretch, but I don’t know this girl and I think she’s talented, so let’s give her the benefit of the doubt, shall we?
Showbiz is full of enablers and pushers who will basically get your ass into all kinds of trouble if you happen to be so inclined, vaguely suggestable or a minor with a parent who cares more about your money or your well-being, so it’s very lucky for Saoirse that she didn’t go down the same path as Lindsay.
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