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Gwyneth Paltrow knew Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin wouldn’t last

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Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin recently called off their short-lived romance for unknown reason, and many people were surprised since things seemed to be going well. The one person who wasn’t surprised, however, was Gwyneth Paltrow, who knew it would never last between them, apparently.

From Radar Online :

News of the Lawrence – Martin split broke on Monday, but according to a source, “Gwyneth wasn’t surprised by it. She never thought the relationship was going to last because of their age difference. Jen is 24 and Chris is 37. Plus, Jen complained to Chris that she felt like the third wheel in their relationship because of all the time he spent with his kids.”

Meanwhile, “Gwyneth always pressured Chris to spend more time with Apple and Moses,” the source revealed. “The kids would constantly call Chris when he was with Jennifer, and whatever they were doing would have to come to a standstill. There was always the expectation from Gwyneth that Chris should spend even more time with the kids.”

Oh, dear. That sounds like hateration of the highest degree, no matter how true it is (like, the fact that they were never going to last).  OF COURSE Goop is going to think that Chris Martin will never find anyone as great as she is and as refined and classy and wonderful. Of course she’s going to think JLaw – who burps and eats and talks about shitting herself in interviews – is going to be looked down upon. Whatever, man.

Then again, maybe she never said any of this at all… but I feel like there’s a root of truth here.

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The Daily Links

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Who’s ready for a little Benedict Cumberbatch erotica? [Lainey Gossip]

Harry Styles and Liam Payne did a “secret” book signing [Socialite Life]

Breaking news! Kristen Stewart buys TWO packs of cigarettes [Moe Jackson]

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace had a little underwear malfunction [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Jessica Alba dressed as a sexy Slash for Halloween [Popoholic]

Chelsea Handler‘s boobs keep getting deleted from Twitter [Celebslam]

Uh oh – there’s a new Pee-Wee Herman movie in the works! [The Blemish]

Alessandra Ambrosio is still looking amazing topless [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

No one wants to watch Tori Spelling‘s reality show [I'm Not Obsessed]

Combining celebrity features is freakish as hell [theBERRY]

Lena Dunham released a Planned Parenthood t-shirt and people love it [The Frisky]

Some celebrity romances just aren’t meant to be [Romance Beat]

Renee Zellweger is having a really hard time getting older [Celebitchy]

Joan Didion and Vanessa Redgrave reunite for one night only [PopBytes]

Taylor Swift can’t imagine life without her famous friends [ICYDK]

I think the best Halloween costume award goes to Liv Tyler [TooFab]

Let’s all enjoy Khloe Kardashian‘s ass on Instagram [Celebuzz]

Robert Downey Jr and Mark Ruffalo have been honoured together [Lainey Gossip]

Michelle Rodriguez knows how to clean up well [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Chris Hemsworth has a funny idea of red carpet wear [Socialite Life]

Miley Cyrus got her nipples out at a charity event [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Looks like Kim Kardashian never got the memo about white after Labor Day [Moe Jackson]

Emma Watson looks all kinds of stunning lately [Popoholic]

Jenny McCarthy‘s boob almost fell out – thank god it didn’t [Celebslam]

Jake Gyllenhaal goes soaked in a water war with Jimmy Fallon [TooFab]

Kanye West and Madonna take the ultimate self-obsessed selfie [Celebuzz]

Nicola McLean showed off her nipples in a see-through sweater [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Check out the trailer for Alex Garland‘s ‘Ex Machina’ [The Blemish]

Lindsay Lohan is always happy to be her own paparazzi [theBERRY]

Joan Rivers‘ family is filing a wrongful death lawsuit [The Frisky]

Amy Poehler and Tina Fey are retiring from Golden Globes co-hosting [PopBytes]

These are the worst engagement photos you will ever see [Romance Beat]

Kate Hudson hosted a ‘Sons of Anarchy’ Halloween party [Celebitchy]

Who the hell are the 14 million people following Kim Kardashian on Instagram? [I'm Not Obsessed]

Lindsay Lohan is being sued for $60 million for stealing an app idea

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I don’t think there’s a week that goes by when Lindsay Lohan isn’t in a spot of bother. This time around, she and her brother, Michael Lohan Jr., are being sued to the tune of $60 million for stealing an idea for a virtual closet app from a former business partner. Oh, dear.

From Page Six:

In court papers filed Thursday, Manhattan resident Fima Potik claims Michael Lohan Jr. — a summa cum laude grad of Ithaca College — and his famous sister stole his trade secrets and big-name advisors like Arianna Huffington from his online shopping company Spotted Friend to start a competing business.

After meeting Potik in 2013 the Lohan siblings, along with Michael’s roommate Christopher Roth, became equity members of Spotted Friend.

The Lohans and Roth signed a confidentiality agreement with Potik and he handed over a beta version of Spotted’s mobile app, the software, potential revenue streams and a list of advisors.

The “Mean Girls” actress agreed to be Spotted’s spokeswoman, and signed a contract giving Potik access to her physical closet, according to the suit. The app allows users to view celebrities’ and friends’ virtual closets—then purchase wardrobe items.

Things seem pretty normal so far, right? Except… not. Because a few months later, the Lohans launched a commerce website called Vigme that’s apparently a “virtual clone” of Spotted. Oh, dear.

“Vigme’s mobile application, as displayed on Vigme’s website, Facebook page and Twitter page, is nearly identical in design and layout to Spotted Friend’s mobile application,” the suit says.

“Specifically, Vigme’s mobile application implements social community features, including what appears to be a user’s personal ‘feed’ and a ‘trending’ function, all of which originated from and are present in Spotted Friend’s mobile application,” the suit says.

Potik, a Boston University grad, says “published reports indicate” that both Huffington and Deutsch are advising Vigme.

Unfortunately, shitty, shady stuff like this happens all the time. Especially considering this is the Lohan family we’re talking about, I 100% believe they are guilty of this. Michael seems like just as much of an asshole as his sister (and his father, for that matter), so…

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Rihanna is hot AND charitable

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Rihanna has been keeping a low profile lately (WHERE IS THE NEW ALBUM?), but she did step out to the amFAR Inspiration Gala in Los Angeles this week to honour Tom Ford by presenting him with the Inspiration Award and also wearing one of his Spring 2015 looks on the red carpet. The dress leaves little to the imagination in the boob department, but I think we’re all pretty used to seeing Rihanna’s chest region at this point, so it’s all good. She looked hot as hell!

There was also a high profile auction, the proceeds of which benefit AIDS research. Rihanna spent a whopping $135,000 on a pair of Harry Winston earrings and a picture of Elizabeth Taylor (lol). Weird, but great cause.

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Amanda Bynes has been released from that mental health facility, after all

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It was recently revealed that Amanda Bynes would remain in a mental health facility for an additional 30 days of 5150 hold after she was evaluated by professionals and deemed to be seriously ill. However, that seems to have gone out the window since she went before a hearing officer on Thursday asking to be released… a request which was granted since she seems to be taking her meds and is somewhat lucid at the moment. And off she went, out onto the Sunset Strip. I’m afraid.

From TMZ:

Sources familiar with Amanda’s treatment tell TMZ … she went before a hearing officer at the psychiatric facility Thursday, asking to be released.  Amanda has been on her meds and sounds lucid, even though doctor’s say she is seriously mentally ill.

The hearing officer felt Amanda was stable enough so she could NOT be held involuntarily, so he ended the 30-day hold that had been granted last week and Amanda walked out the front door.

Amanda walked down Sunset Blvd., searching for a place to stay.  She then went to a diner where she ordered a ton of food which she devoured — fried chicken, salmon, caesar salad with guacamole, and a house salad with Italian and ranch.  She was chit-chatting with the waiter and said she was shy because she had a procedure on her face which required a bandage.

She was alone in the diner and was talking to herself.

Ugh, this is a tough one. On one hand, if she really was dedicated to getting the help she needs – taking her needs, visiting mental health professionals as an outpatient, not taking any other drugs or drinking, etc – but if there’s one thing that’s clear, it’s that Amanda will do what she needs to for as long as it takes to get out, and then she goes off the rails again. It must be really difficult for those who love and care about her, but how much control can you have over an adult? Again, 5150s exist for those who are a danger to themselves or others, but somehow, she manages to NOT be for long enough to get away, until she’s inevitably brought in again. I don’t think this is going to end well at all.

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Ricki Lake has filed for divorce

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Ricki Lake and Christian Evans seemed like a pretty okay couple, from what little I knew about them. However, everything wasn’t all that great in their marriage, apparently, since they only got married in April 2012 and now they’re getting divorced already. Yikes.

From People:

The 47-year-old former talk show host separated from Evans, 42, on Oct. 9, and filed for divorce a week later, according to court filings in Los Angeles. She is expected to pay Evans spousal support.

Lake, the mom of two boys Milo, 17, and Owen, 13, told PEOPLE in 2011 that she began dating Evans, a jewelry designer, during the summer of 2010. At the time, she described him as a “normal guy. We met through my best friend. He’s a nobody but he’s somebody to me. He’s everything to me.”

Huh, for things to go south so quickly, you’d think something big went on here – infidelity, perhaps, or something similar, but who knows? Either way, hopefully Ricki can find happiness again soon… and yes, I’m actually being sincere. What can I say? You caught me on a nice day.

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‘Bachelor’ Juan Pablo Galavis is a major dickhead

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Hey, here’s something that won’t surprise you at all: former ‘BachelorJuan Pablo Galavis is – in addition to being a homophobic misogynist – a total asshole who uses women to promote himself. That’s according to “sources” close to Nikki Ferrell, the “winner” of his season who received a declaration of “like” at the finale and went on to experience months of pure torture before kicking him to the curb.

“The main reason Juan stayed with Nikki was to spite all the haters who thought they would break up, and to stay relevant so he could promote himself,” the insider tells Us. “Juan wants to be a soccer or baseball commentator, and also a manager for high-profile Latin athletes.”

Pediatric nurse Ferrell, on the other hand, seems to have been legitimately invested in their romance — but when he wouldn’t meet her halfway, she initiated the breakup. “Juan did say ‘I love you’ to Nikki, but only a couple of times,” the source explains of Ferrell, 28. “She wanted [him] to say it every time they spoke, and he couldn’t do that.”

Indeed, a second insider shared that the two had conflicting visions of their future together. “Everything Nikki wanted, he didn’t,” the source previously told Us. “She wanted to settle down and he didn’t.”

Geography was an issue, too. “They were not seeing eye to eye on anything,” a third source said earlier this week. “Juan wanted Nikki in Miami. Nikki didn’t want to leave her family, friends, or job. Meanwhile, Juan wouldn’t even consider going to Kansas…She couldn’t get him to compromise at all.”

None of this is surprising at all. He didn’t love her; the only thing Juan Pablo loves is himself. And his desperation to be somebody – anybody- big in the sports world is hilarious. Not happening, bro. You’d actually have to work hard to accomplish something like that rather than throwing pool parties in Vegas and going on dating reality shows.

Nikki seems nice, though, and it’s good she got away. She deserves a medal for staying with him as long as she did.

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