Farrah Abraham took her new boobs to a Vegas pool party [The Superficial]
Seriously, why the hell isn’t Reese Witherspoon wearing underwear? [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Miranda Kerr gets naked for ‘Vogue’ Korea, because why not? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Did Kim Kardashian name her daughter Kai Georgia Donda West? [Celebitchy]
Rihanna goes clubbing, so nothing new there… [ICYDK]
Jennifer Lopez actually really liked her “jiggly” post-pregnancy body [Amy Grindhouse]
The Daytime Emmys had some really interesting fashion choices [The Frisky]
Kate Upton‘s new movie is certainly playing to her, erm, strengths [Celebslam]
Katy Perry is still madly in love with John Mayer… WHY! [Starpulse]
What in the hell has Katherine Jenkins got on her head? [Splash News Online]
Gwyneth Paltrow might want to work out whatever’s happening with that dress [The Superficial]
Want to see Eva Amurri in a bikini? Too bad, here it is anyway [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Hey, Melissa Etheridge went through breast cancer too, you know! [Celebitchy]
Uh, Wyclef Jean is apparently producing Amanda Bynes‘ first single [Amy Grindhouse]
Adam Lambert has taken his facial hair game to the next level [Socialite Life]
Well, Miss Utah certainly crushed it… [IDLYITW]
Jennifer Lopez has a pretty surprising new movie role [Bohomoth]
Gwen Stefani is still perfect, just in case you forgot for some reason [I'm Not Obsessed]
Every movie Jason Statham does is pretty much the same [MoeJackson]
See, sometimes celebrities DO eat! [theBERRY]
Queen Beyoncé acknowledges Kim Kardashian‘s baby publicly [Fishwrapper]
June 18, 2013 at 1:30 pm by Jennifer
Amy Adams is great, I think – she’s cute (like, “as a button”), a great actress (yes, including Enchanted) and seems pretty down-to-earth in every interview I’ve seen her do. However, homegirl needs to hook herself up with some self-esteem because some of the quotes from her new feature in Allure are downright sad. Sure, no one wants to hear anyone – especially a celebrity – go on and on about how beautiful and wonderful they are, but Amy self-deprecation to the next level as she discussed the opportunity to be part of the new Superman film.
“I’ve wanted to be in a superhero movie, and this was my best chance — as some mere mortal. Let’s be real here. I don’t look that good in Lycra. I do all right, but I hadn’t anticipated that I was ever going to be cast as the girl in Lycra looking hot.”
“Perfect isn’t normal, nor is it interesting. Some of these actresses or public personas who are very public about their disciplined diets, more power to them. I just don’t see the point. I’m just not going to be one of those people photographed in a bikini where people are like, ‘OMG, look at Amy!’ I mean, it might be OMG, but not for the reasons I want.”
“I have no features without makeup. I am pale. I have blonde lashes. You could just paint my face — it’s like a blank canvas. It can be great for what I do.”
Girl, you definitely have features… because you’re a living being. I’m glad she realises that being perfect isn’t realistic, but she seems almost sad about that. I’m also glad that she doesn’t do stupid ass diets and starve herself on a daily basis and all that shit (hopefully), but like… IDK. I’d be thrilled if I looked like Amy Adams – she’s lovely! Also, who the hell cares what you look like in a bikini? Presumably you’d be at the beach having fun, so that should be sorta the whole point. I know it’s different when you’re a celeb and paparazzi are around every corner and all that, I just wish we could all chill the hell out and be happy with ourselves. Maybe she actually is, and I hope that’s the case, she just seemed to be picking on herself quite a lot.
June 18, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Amanda Bynes has had a long and complicated “relationship” (in her head) with Drake, but alas, it’s all come to an end. She began by wanting him to murder her vagina before changing her mind and calling him ugly. She then apologised and now apparently she just can’t shake young Aubrey, as she’s been forced to take to Twitter to tell him to stop blowing up her phone all the time because she just doesn’t want to date him.
God, Drake, when will you learn? She just doesn’t like you like that, man. LOL @ all of this bullshit.
Amanda also revealed on her Twitter page that she’s “in between nose surgeries” and her face is black and blue because her nose is broken. I swear to God, someone needs to step in and help this girl.
June 18, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
When Jenny McCarthy isn’t staging interventions and crusading against immunizations for children, she’s… modeling for a hamburger chain. That’s right, Carl’s Jr. has secured the in-demand star (LOL) as the face of some of their new shitty salads. Lord almighty.
Here’s what Jenny had to say about the lucrative and not at all hilarious deal (from US Weekly):
“I’m excited to be the new Carl’s Jr. salad babe. I’m loving all the ingredients in their new salad,” McCarthy tells Us. “Each bite is scrumptious and a little nutty. Reminds me of a few exes I’ve dated.”
LOL a little nutty! Get it?! Shut up.
In any case, apparently this isn’t even a new thing. This was an actual aspiration for Jenny – she’s been TURNED DOWN by Carl’s Jr once before! HAHAHA! Proof:
Oh man. Dark days, people. I’ve only ever eaten at Carl’s Jr once. We don’t get them on the East Coast (and certainly not over in the UK), but I was in San Francisco a couple of years ago and I hadn’t eaten anything but a granola bar since the day before and it was 11pm, so I picked up a cheeseburger on the way to the hotel I was staying out before passing out asleep. I woke up 2 hours later and threw it up. Happy eating!
June 18, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for a sweet Evil Beet t-shirt. Remember guys, when you walk into a spider web, see how fast you turn into a ninja. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Sofia Vergara photo, here’s the winners below.
Winner: Louie Louie with: “Ok folks which ones are max based and which are the silicon based titties? No you can’t ask questions the IQ’s are all the same.”
Runner-up: john with: “I got a hankering for some doublemint gum”
So come on guys, get captioning on this week’s photo
June 18, 2013 at 10:00 am by Jennifer
Oh man, this is probably my favourite story I’ve read in a long while. Apparently John Stamos wishes that he ended up with Full House wife Lori Loughlin in real life and considers her to be ‘the one that got away’. I LOVE IT! The pair dated way back in the day (before Full House, even) but it didn’t last. What a shame!
From Huffington Post Live (via DS):
“We actually did date, we went on a date to Disneyland before we were both married. In real life, when we were 18, 19,” Huff Post Live quotes Stamos as saying.
He continued: “We did have some off timing, but no disrespect to her family and her husband now, I would say that she could be the one that got away.”
Stamos added that he is at least thankful to have a very close friendship with Loughlin.
“She’s one of my dearest friends and that’s good enough,” he said. “But I really do adore her. She has a great husband and he’s got a lot of money.”
OMG! First of all, don’t act like you didn’t ‘ship Uncle Jesse/Aunt Becky when you were like, 8. They were the best! They had Nicky and Alex! Aunt Becky was like a mom to the girls! Ah!
I think this is hilarious and would kind of have been amazing. Also amazing? The fact that John Stamos DOESN’T AGE!!!
June 18, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
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